Message from @androidcrawler

Discord ID: 643186703082979388


2019-11-10 19:39:27 UTC  

But I refrain from being on my phone in gatherings

2019-11-10 19:39:52 UTC  

seems you don't have the same wherewithal

2019-11-10 19:49:57 UTC  

Bitch. I was in the foodline

2019-11-10 19:52:00 UTC  

I'm sitting in a Discord full of British people discussing about how fireworks are dangerous, should be banned and you should need a license to use them to not endanger kids playing on the street

2019-11-10 19:52:19 UTC  

and they're keeping to pronounce license as loicense

2019-11-10 19:52:23 UTC  

the memes are so real

2019-11-10 19:54:12 UTC  

oh, they're not pulling the "my dog pisses all over the place and attacks any children around him whenever there's a loud noise" card?

2019-11-10 19:54:30 UTC  

that's weird, anti-fireworks retards usually pull that card

2019-11-10 19:54:36 UTC  

yes also that

2019-11-10 19:54:40 UTC  

there was something about a dog

2019-11-10 19:54:45 UTC  

but it was mostly about children

2019-11-10 20:00:07 UTC  

People should teach their dogs to deal with fireworks

2019-11-10 20:00:28 UTC  

happens once a year but if you baby them you get dogs with PTSD over it

2019-11-10 20:01:00 UTC  

if you have a dog that can't handle fireworks and you can't take precautions for that then you should not be allowed to own a dog

2019-11-10 20:07:04 UTC  

its annoying

2019-11-10 20:07:38 UTC  

i've heard fireworks for like the past two weeks

2019-11-10 20:33:05 UTC  

Imagine trying to make everyone in the neighborhood stop having fun because your dog is neurotic

2019-11-10 20:33:07 UTC  

Smh

2019-11-10 20:34:07 UTC  

imagine matthew actually exercising

2019-11-10 20:34:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/643186682199277590/IMG_20191110_142741.jpg

2019-11-10 20:34:19 UTC  

i now its a fantasy, but just imagine

2019-11-10 20:35:38 UTC  

back off matthew

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/643187032977440778/9db4dd51915390bd380c1ed60eefffb1a26b03e86b4e474dee6f4d3c46c6cc50.png

2019-11-10 20:36:03 UTC  

or face tonys wrath

2019-11-10 20:36:30 UTC  

Dear, If I were ashamed or self conscious about being fat, I'd simply have lied about it and said I was normal sized or a 6'8 gigachad

2019-11-10 20:36:54 UTC  

we deduced that from your hands

2019-11-10 20:36:57 UTC  

if ur dog cant behave u shouldnt have it

2019-11-10 20:37:12 UTC  

if you cant behave you should not have dog also

2019-11-10 20:37:27 UTC  

saw some dog drag its owner across a road and full on attack a cat

2019-11-10 20:38:01 UTC  

great dane?

2019-11-10 20:38:13 UTC  

nah some stubby piggy looking one

2019-11-10 20:38:19 UTC  

power on it tho

2019-11-10 20:38:36 UTC  

what about those small ones

2019-11-10 20:38:40 UTC  

chuewawa

2019-11-10 20:38:53 UTC  

they are tiny but act like they are big bears

2019-11-10 20:38:55 UTC  

chihuahua

2019-11-10 20:39:08 UTC  

chee hua huaaa

2019-11-10 20:39:16 UTC  

sounds like the sound in those karate movies

2019-11-10 20:39:21 UTC  

thanks @gecho

2019-11-10 20:39:34 UTC  

some place in mexico if im not mistaken

2019-11-10 20:39:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/643188084011171860/Beverly-Hills-Chihuahua-3-Viva-La-Fiesta-520834-Detail.png

2019-11-10 20:59:20 UTC  

i bought 24 bottles of lemonade for 8 bux