Message from @Salo Saloson

2018-09-01 13:36:57 UTC

@TV Yeah.

2018-09-01 13:37:27 UTC

"Gosling was asked at the Venice Film Festival whether omitting the scene was deliberate and the actor attempted to sidestep the question by responding that the moon landing “transcended countries and borders.”

Salo Saloson

2018-09-01 13:37:53 UTC

Get an Angolan on the Moon and I might believe that. 'Till then... naw

NITRODUBS

2018-09-01 13:38:28 UTC

Was our space program that led us to the moon landing funded by anyone besides American tax dollars? If not, yes it’s an American achievement

NITRODUBS

2018-09-01 13:38:47 UTC

they’re over here culturally appropriating the damn moon landing.

Salo Saloson

2018-09-01 13:39:03 UTC

It's times like this that I wish VR was real, just so I could put on aviators and go, "tough luck world, get on America's Lunar Level"

Bjorn - MD

2018-09-01 13:39:08 UTC

He's working really hard to lose those honorary identitarian points he accrued with *Drive* and *Blade Runner 2049*...

Salo Saloson

2018-09-01 13:39:43 UTC

Ah yes, 'Tism Waifu Simulator 2049

NITRODUBS

2018-09-01 13:40:11 UTC

I’m showing my bf blade runner tonight. He just got into far right politics so I feel like I’m about to make him autistic

TV

2018-09-01 13:40:14 UTC

They should take the Battlefield 5 approach and make Neil Armstrong a quadriplegic black woman

Salo Saloson

2018-09-01 13:40:36 UTC

I dunno, Neil Armstrong planting the flag with some metal prosthetic arm would be cool

Bjorn - MD

2018-09-01 13:40:42 UTC

@NITRODUBS Lol

Salo Saloson

2018-09-01 13:40:44 UTC

LITERALLY a strong arm planting the flag

NITRODUBS

2018-09-01 13:41:36 UTC

Neil Armstrong? How about Louis Armstrong

Bjorn - MD

2018-09-01 13:41:44 UTC

@TV Don't be heteronormative, bigot. *It* should be a tranny, too.

Salo Saloson

2018-09-01 13:41:54 UTC

Neilina Armstrong

NITRODUBS

2018-09-01 13:42:01 UTC

*it*

NITRODUBS

2018-09-01 13:42:19 UTC

Neilina Armstrongstein

Salo Saloson

2018-09-01 13:42:29 UTC

oy

Bjorn - MD

2018-09-01 13:42:58 UTC

Neilinx Bergblattsteinowitz

Salo Saloson

2018-09-01 13:43:05 UTC

>Trump's cut funding to a UN aid agency that supports Palestinian refugees
BIG. LEAGUE.

NITRODUBS

2018-09-01 13:43:37 UTC

I feel like every UN meeting is just the American Roast

Salo Saloson

2018-09-01 13:43:57 UTC

Ironic given how we basically make the UN mean anything

Salo Saloson

2018-09-01 13:44:13 UTC

Really the UN is just the soft end of American foreign policy

NITRODUBS

2018-09-01 13:44:25 UTC

America: the worst country in the world, but still give us all your money

Bjorn - MD

2018-09-01 13:44:54 UTC

@Salo Saloson Awesome. More money for muh IDF, amarite?

Salo Saloson

2018-09-01 13:45:10 UTC

More like more money for Raytheon, Northop-Grumman, and Lockheed-Martin

Salo Saloson

2018-09-01 13:45:26 UTC

Gotta pay for them vacations somehow

Bjorn - MD

2018-09-01 13:45:53 UTC

...to make weapons for the IDF <:sad:366743316475281408>

Salo Saloson

2018-09-01 13:46:04 UTC

And plenty of other people we don't care about

Salo Saloson

2018-09-01 13:46:16 UTC

American arms are marketed world-wide, baby

Salo Saloson

2018-09-01 13:46:43 UTC

It's like we've become that one arms dealer from MGS 4

Bjorn - MD

2018-09-01 13:47:32 UTC

Yeah, I know, but the difference is, at least everyone else *pays* for them, rather than looking upon them as a tribute from a colony.

Salo Saloson

2018-09-01 13:47:32 UTC

"You want an AR-15? I gotcha covered. Tanks? Got 'em. Planes? How many you want? Missiles? Bombs? Mines? I got a special, blow-out sale price for bulk purchases."

Salo Saloson

2018-09-01 13:48:01 UTC

At least the Israelis insist on using their own guns

Salo Saloson

2018-09-01 13:48:23 UTC

... but colt making the Galil is just too damn easy to imagine

Bjorn - MD

2018-09-01 13:48:48 UTC

They only take from us what they don't yet have the economies of scale to produce themselves.

Salo Saloson

2018-09-01 13:50:52 UTC

Well if America goes under, Israel goes with it too