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My dad kept a journal, and I read what he wrote about my birth

wht did he say

Woah

Turns out when I crowned the doctor was out and my father had to deliver me. I was born right into his hands!!!!

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That's why the only good memories I have are early on in life and involve my dad

I wish he was still alive

So I could show off the man I've become

Fun fact, when i was a kid, i said to everyone my dad gave birth to me lmao

It was brutal.

Totally blew his dick out.

He pooped me lmao

L M A O

@ResolvingParadox13 I was expecting something funny, but now I'm just sad and envious.

😂

@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)🇺🇸 oh I wasn't laughing at you man

I was laughing about the birthing via dick

My dad committed suicide in 2006. if you ask me I don't think that's what really happened but that's the official determination.

Hmm

I was referring to your story about the birthing, and further comments about your dad.

Just got into an e fight with friends because i said "fuck hoes, lift and eat right instead"

@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)🇺🇸 No worries man I got you there

I forget how the bluepilled mind thinks

@Revel Killa fuck hoes, life and eat right

Bruh i had a kidney calculus and it hurted like hell piss of a tiny rock

Kidney calculus, is it a hard course?

@Revel People like them make me proud to beat the demons out of myself

Idk the words in english

Lol

sounds like a micro kindey stone

That

I threathen to kill them

Probably went overboard

Where you drunk?

like when Eliot Rodger vowed to kill women, but the first group of people he killed were actually fellow azn incels lol

Nah just working out and enraged a lilttle

>friend is "enraged a little"
>**Threatens to kill you**
> Mfw <:youwotm8:524083191833952257>

😎

he meant kill them in the video programming simulator of their choice

Nope