Cinnamon and sugar on the days when I know Kevin's mom is gonna rim me

I keep mine frozen

My mom is dead

Even better <:smug:402400327313391616>

I'm dead

She's cremated

👻

Rub Kevin's moms ashes in my ass crack

I threw them away

Oooof

Lol you thought

Threw so into the oceab

U don't have them

Faggit

I do

I would never cremate burial only

But I have your mom's pussy on my dick rn

They're in my buttcrack

Alive and well

I have my own cemetary

Sure pal sure

I dont get keeping ashes

in kentucky

everyone in my family is buried there

Snorting your loved ones remains is chad

Your mom is eating dingleberries out of my ass crack as we speak

I dont want a burial

Snorting cocaine is chad

I want to get cremated but i want to be thrown in nature sonewhere

all the way back to the 1800's my family has been buried at that cemetary

I dont want people keeping my fucking BURNED BODY inside the house

If I get buried people are gonna dig up my grave because I'm such a god

So I'm goin back to school (took a break) do I try to start a College Republicans club at the school

there isn't one

I know all the CRs

They'll travel all across the world to visit my burial site

it might be fun to see how Nicker I can get

when im dead someone better fuck my corpse i give them consent

I'll do it for the homies

Start one and be explicitly paleocon <:smug:402400327313391616>

wanna go out the way I came in