Message from @dirt kevin

Discord ID: 441659701269364736


2018-05-03 17:56:28 UTC  

It would get on my black shirts

2018-05-03 17:56:31 UTC  

Degree isn't bad

2018-05-03 17:56:34 UTC  

O rip

2018-05-03 17:56:39 UTC  

Maybe if it's melted

2018-05-03 17:56:44 UTC  

Cinnamon and sugar on the days when I know Kevin's mom is gonna rim me

2018-05-03 17:56:44 UTC  

I keep mine frozen

2018-05-03 17:56:53 UTC  

My mom is dead

2018-05-03 17:57:01 UTC  

Even better <:smug:402400327313391616>

2018-05-03 17:57:02 UTC  

I'm dead

2018-05-03 17:57:08 UTC  

She's cremated

2018-05-03 17:57:15 UTC  

👻

2018-05-03 17:57:21 UTC  

Rub Kevin's moms ashes in my ass crack

2018-05-03 17:57:28 UTC  

I threw them away

2018-05-03 17:57:28 UTC  

Oooof

2018-05-03 17:57:36 UTC  

Lol you thought

2018-05-03 17:57:43 UTC  

Threw so into the oceab

2018-05-03 17:57:47 UTC  

U don't have them

2018-05-03 17:57:49 UTC  

Faggit

2018-05-03 17:57:50 UTC  

I do

2018-05-03 17:57:58 UTC  

I would never cremate burial only

2018-05-03 17:57:58 UTC  

But I have your mom's pussy on my dick rn

2018-05-03 17:57:58 UTC  

They're in my buttcrack

2018-05-03 17:58:02 UTC  

Alive and well

2018-05-03 17:58:06 UTC  

I have my own cemetary

2018-05-03 17:58:10 UTC  

Sure pal sure

2018-05-03 17:58:10 UTC  

I dont get keeping ashes

2018-05-03 17:58:10 UTC  

in kentucky

2018-05-03 17:58:25 UTC  

everyone in my family is buried there

2018-05-03 17:58:26 UTC  

Snorting your loved ones remains is chad

2018-05-03 17:58:29 UTC  

Your mom is eating dingleberries out of my ass crack as we speak

2018-05-03 17:58:30 UTC  

I dont want a burial

2018-05-03 17:58:46 UTC  

Snorting cocaine is chad

2018-05-03 17:58:49 UTC  

I want to get cremated but i want to be thrown in nature sonewhere

2018-05-03 17:58:49 UTC  

all the way back to the 1800's my family has been buried at that cemetary

2018-05-03 17:59:17 UTC  

I dont want people keeping my fucking BURNED BODY inside the house

2018-05-03 17:59:25 UTC  

If I get buried people are gonna dig up my grave because I'm such a god

2018-05-03 17:59:28 UTC  

So I'm goin back to school (took a break) do I try to start a College Republicans club at the school

2018-05-03 17:59:31 UTC  

there isn't one

2018-05-03 17:59:34 UTC  

I know all the CRs

2018-05-03 17:59:37 UTC  

They'll travel all across the world to visit my burial site

2018-05-03 17:59:40 UTC  

it might be fun to see how Nicker I can get