Message from @Sean
Discord ID: 489926315059839007
I know people
I have 4 different badges
you heard the man. SEND YOUR SPIT TO SEAN!
I'm kind of a big deal
@The Eternal Anglo I'm more the nature type, she's more the nurture type...
Realistically it's somewhere in between, like most things.
@The Eternal Anglo Did you have the heart to tell her that nurture is actually nature in disguise?
so do I like spit in an envelope and mail it to you or what
Get a 5mL conical vial my guy
I didn't actually think of it that way, @Sean I should use that next time. I have gave her examples of how the culture of Europeans or Africans don't change wherever they are
Way better
lol
Nature 🐔 nurture 🥚
All I need is 2mL of spit and I can tell you anything you'd like to know about your past future and present.
*Sorcery*
Just need to find mah crystal ball first
Psh I can do the same thing with a deck of cards
Tarot cards are for the ladies
All this Gattaca talk...
Jk that's not actually what tarot is for
lol
Still waiting for this genetically superior baby to decide he's ready to begin life on the outside
He needs to be taught a stern lesson about the importance of punctuality.
Due dates are a scam
All hype
Set you up for a letdown
I've turned to *ancient Chinese secret* to try to coax him out
Oh boy here we go. Don't ingest any more jade please
Acupuncture two days in a row
They say it helps get things moving
Did you go to an actual chinaman? I know a guy locally that is very good, Wei Wang is his name
Chinese sorcery @missliterallywho , but whatever helps.
Three sessions total, two with white guys and one with an Asian woman today. Don't know if she's Chinese but she is also a doula.
One of the white guys had the same name as the baby
Yet he still was unable to induce
Bummer
I did have 3 hrs of contractions after but they did not produce the baby
Baby yields must be maximized for our people to survive
I hope to report back tomorrow with better news
Have you asked him why he hasn't exited? Maybe he is a little too comfy, scared or anxious to leave