Message from @Jacob
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Screw subtlety, it's time for MM in primetime. 👌🏻
Redpill: Land Before Time the kids die and the Great valley is the afterlife.
We could show the World as a diverse place where each people are unique in their own way, divided by land, but the main story is following the European people's, or American people before 1960.
Jared Taylor is the protagonist
I didn't see the Sgt. Stubby movie. Was it wholesome?
(Boston terrier in WW 1)
I'm a whopping 24 (25 next month) @Jacob
I don't remember much more than: Sharptooth bad, everyone else good
I'm 21
I just remember that it was about dinosaurs
And there was that little one with the high voice
That's literally all I remember
Land Before Time 2019: Littlefoot and Cera hook up. The Sharpteeth are systematically eradicated, because there will ALWAYS be enough plants for EVERYONE.
The Sharpteeth also have a tiki torch rally musical number
The spike-tails are all Muslim for some reason.
very woke
"Mammals, will not, Replace us" says the Sharpteeth
@Wood-Ape - OK/MN dude how do you remember all the characters?
I have very little memory before even high school
@Jacob 1. I am pretty autistic. 2. my family had those movies into the seventh or so direct to video crap sequel. I loved them and then my little (5 years younger) sister did.
that makes sense
look, the only Land before Time movies that matter are the first 3
anything after that was shit-tier dross
Wrong only 1 matters.
woah now, the second and third movie were fine
I'm an only child, so none of these cartoons really ever came up in my life after the age of, like, 8
2 and on are all musicals. with non of Don Bluth's artistry
growing up we had a little tv and vcr on the family wagon. VHS was how my parents managed us on long car rides. Land Before Time was some thing 11 year old me accepted and 6 year old sister loved. Coalition government against 13 year old sister who wanted some 90s teen comedy
<:whitepill:439924104406106113> Bill Cosby sentenced to at least 3 years in first celebrity conviction for #MeToo https://www.rt.com/usa/439393-bill-cosby-sentenced-to-3/
Wait, Land Before Time was a musical?
how did I forget that?
Alert our Hotep allies: Why is Cosby in jail but Weinstein not!
original was not a musical. 2-13 were <:avtism:359037377919844352>
God Bless 4Chan
hmm maybe I only had the original
Did you know that the girl who played that little dinosaur got shot by her dad?
It kinda creeped me out because it happened before I was even born, so I grew up watching the movies without even knowing
I did not.
Damn.