Message from @God Emperor Jigaboo

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We used to smash a few times a week. Maybe that's why i miss her so much

2019-10-27 02:21:00 UTC  

@God Emperor Jigaboo I am trying to reach the neutral place with her. She's just a sexual treat for me working hard and surviving my past.

2019-10-27 02:21:11 UTC  

anyways peace and again, Patrice Oneal aka Cult of Black Phillip aka The Black Dr Phil, will change your life.
fuck that what would jesus do?, "What would Patrice do?" has saved me more times than i can remember

2019-10-27 02:21:25 UTC  

Literally every day - no exaggeration. Hours per day.

Patrice is the THICC black chad.

2019-10-27 02:21:39 UTC  

There is NO WAY I wouldn't have gotten attracted.

2019-10-27 02:21:43 UTC  

The sex was so good.

2019-10-27 02:21:45 UTC  

Ugh.

Jesus, you must be young, with all of that sex drive you seem to have.

2019-10-27 02:22:06 UTC  

I have a lot.

2019-10-27 02:22:06 UTC  

@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ YOU KNO DA WAE MY BRUDDAH!!! <:tipsfedora:585703456128499713>

2019-10-27 02:22:09 UTC  

I am 23 - kinda old.

2019-10-27 02:22:18 UTC  

I just have a lot of missed years I want to make up for.

2019-10-27 02:22:29 UTC  

I've tried clubbing and it's terrible other than the dancing πŸ˜„

2019-10-27 02:22:30 UTC  

@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ thats the power of new pussy, you wanna fuck it "all the time"... until you had your fill

2019-10-27 02:22:57 UTC  

I love putting on nice clothes and hanging out with my buddies. I don't see sleeping with a club chick ending well.

2019-10-27 02:23:11 UTC  

Drunk + high rate of STI on that scene

2019-10-27 02:23:22 UTC  

I rather find similar FWB I had with this chick.

2019-10-27 02:23:33 UTC  

@reagoge if youre in the West/US... i hear the club/bar scene is pretty much dead af

@God Emperor Jigaboo But new pussy has a tendency to be "Pre-Owned" so to speak

2019-10-27 02:23:56 UTC  
2019-10-27 02:24:02 UTC  

at least thats my theory

2019-10-27 02:24:07 UTC  

That's another thing... I don't LOVE her in the sense of wanting to spend my life with her forever or give her kids. I know she's a hoe and will never be monogamous with me until she hits 30+ but even then, probably not. She's going to be a mess by 25, let alone 30+. She's already an alcoholic lol.

I know it doesn't care.

2019-10-27 02:24:14 UTC  

But that's why I rise above, being the "superior" specimen I am.

2019-10-27 02:24:40 UTC  

Well, i just learned that alaskin mosquitoes are apparently the spawn of satan, more so then normal mosquitoes

2019-10-27 02:24:45 UTC  

I don't even love her enough to be monogamous. I JUST MISS HER AND WANT HER. It's so fucked.

2019-10-27 02:24:49 UTC  

._.

2019-10-27 02:25:00 UTC  

you dont miss her, you just like fucking her

She was a virgin and she helped couch volleyball. So we could only smash a few times a week because it made her sore. She didn't want to be sore when she was couching

For the love of the Great Savior Clifford, stop thinking with your sword.

2019-10-27 02:25:43 UTC  

Wait, isn't this the dude that was going on about a chick who was the town bike but was a good lay?

2019-10-27 02:25:53 UTC  

@God Emperor Jigaboo Dude... maybe I am icy? I honestly don't think I miss anything about her. I just miss the ACT of fucking someone. I think it is finally syncing up.

2019-10-27 02:26:09 UTC  
2019-10-27 02:26:24 UTC  

@Mr.Black I don't think so

Please don't tell me you miss the town bike.