yes

But actually yes to the doughy swingers

They’re irrelevant though

They are absolutely relevant.

Doughy swingers, a bit redundant no?

How am I going to be plowing the thottie hotties if el capitan is grossed out by the doughy swingers?

Just ignore them, plenty of space

The pot roast includes potatoes.

Bad context

Phrasing

I'm just tired of talking about swingers and cruises.

I don't want to watch youtube.

Read a book

You asked, and not cruises, I’ve had enough of boats for one lifetime, but that’s an option too

I won't resort to a resort yet.

I'll stick to local cunts.

If I fail I'll go elsewhere I guess.

Sure

Is it fun tho?

Very

If youre that jacked it should only take an hour on tinder to uber a thot to you

keep costs low

@What's gay anymore Yeah that is why I think I am ok

I'll go to her place tho

Rather not bring her back to my place

If I can help it

smart, that's what i do

no one gets into my place but me

Meow

I have a roomie but yeah 😄

meeeooow

Assert dominance and fuck your roomie

Okay, so, this is just wrong but I laughed.

<:lolz:480186121897377792>

Lmao

@YuriBezmenov sounds like the best solution

Least amount of work for the same results.

Optimized penetration one may call it

@Xychotic I know it's The Babylon Bee, but can we be sure this won't become real given a year, or some months?