Message from @Nobel Suprise

Discord ID: 639001407441338378


2019-10-29 09:37:47 UTC  

Speech to text

2019-10-29 11:10:41 UTC  

did to school with a guy that lost both his hands and was partially paralysed in a car wreck. he used a stick in his mouth to type on the keyboards with

2019-10-29 11:16:56 UTC  

did he get paws fitted

2019-10-29 11:19:34 UTC  

naa I think if he had seen a furry he had run over him with his wheelchair

2019-10-29 11:28:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/638700690210029578/myj0p2a72ev31.jpg

2019-10-29 11:29:01 UTC  

<:think_madpepe:378717098630971395>

2019-10-29 11:29:14 UTC  

*Aah shit, here we go again*

2019-10-29 11:29:16 UTC  

You can have a picture of my cock

2019-10-29 11:33:05 UTC  

well if the system is as good as the phone face systems are, you only need a picture of a face to get passed it

2019-10-29 11:34:02 UTC  

<:HonkHonk:566814473646768128>

2019-10-29 11:38:12 UTC  

Just have the ID be a goatse

2019-10-29 11:38:39 UTC  

or the PM of Australia

2019-10-29 11:38:42 UTC  

Every time you wank, just have a wink at the censors will the ole brown eye

2019-10-29 21:04:50 UTC  

Money saved

2019-10-30 02:32:23 UTC  

TPUSA is a net negative at this point

2019-10-30 02:32:41 UTC  

What the fuck is Charlie conserving at this point?

2019-10-30 04:01:55 UTC  

@galesteppes Can you even support the Red White and Blue at this point, with that *thing* wearing the colors?

2019-10-30 07:23:27 UTC  

wHO IS CHARLIE ?

2019-10-30 14:54:18 UTC  

They want to replace you

When do I get my cheat Pass?

2019-10-30 14:58:35 UTC  

When you find a woman who wants to cuck you

2019-10-30 15:16:23 UTC  

Too much porn? So you want to see more porn, but with your wife... (?)

2019-10-30 15:45:53 UTC  

sorry but no amount of cheat passes will be given out from me to my GF, and if she cheats she better remember that I own the house and she can ask the person she did cheat on me with to sleep there

2019-10-30 21:54:57 UTC  
2019-10-31 18:04:57 UTC  

It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!"

but mowing the lawn is fun

2019-10-31 18:15:30 UTC  

People who don't know Alan Partridge are dead to me Broo sorry

2019-10-31 19:02:38 UTC  

Mowing the lawn on a Sunday... so he's that one cunt

2019-10-31 21:14:41 UTC  

so it the far right that burn all the churches in France.

2019-11-01 00:20:24 UTC  

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