Mesmerized the public with my sweet angelic voice
😎
I didn't play recorder
People started ripping their ears off because they knew they were never gonna hear clearer sound in their life
I played recorder. Terrible fucking instrument, that teaches you nothing about music theory.
and then suddenly the man that cant be names get elected into power
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Whenever I think I was a bad Dad
I look at America and their Story hours
The bar has fallen into a deep chasm now
I played guitar, bass, synth(piano), and drums
https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Jury-awards-nearly-20-million-to-police-sergeant-14567748.php
The furry who cut his own hands off to have paws fitted is back
no idea how he typed that tweet though
Speech to text
did to school with a guy that lost both his hands and was partially paralysed in a car wreck. he used a stick in his mouth to type on the keyboards with
did he get paws fitted
naa I think if he had seen a furry he had run over him with his wheelchair
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*Aah shit, here we go again*
You can have a picture of my cock
well if the system is as good as the phone face systems are, you only need a picture of a face to get passed it
https://youtu.be/BGgQ9woZQOg
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Just have the ID be a goatse
or the PM of Australia
Every time you wank, just have a wink at the censors will the ole brown eye
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-50223821
Money saved
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/497852102400540674/638850139854995469/EIEQ4pvUYAAKb80.png?width=453&height=474
TPUSA is a net negative at this point
What the fuck is Charlie conserving at this point?
@galesteppes Can you even support the Red White and Blue at this point, with that *thing* wearing the colors?
wHO IS CHARLIE ?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/50203398
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/609170967251517441/639110927588917285/cl3oz8t27nv31.png
They want to replace you
When do I get my cheat Pass?
When you find a woman who wants to cuck you
