Lmao

Doesn't everyone have a phone?

because a phone light puts out fuck all light compared to flashlights

Dont you guys have phones lmao

@the_cook get a good flashlight and you'll understand the hype

I recommend a convoy s2+ or Sofirn sp32a for baby's first chinklight

no i mean what do you need so much light for while cooped up in your basement

not everyone likes to live like you and some people have dogs to walk, cars to fix, power outtages to endure~ generaly Good flashlight is potential life saver in many occasions

What do you mean everyone doesn't live the way I do

is there any good flashlight i can keep in my car that can also serve as a baton

@Zika maglite, though not chink, will be a perfect baton

they sell LED drop in modules for the older ones and I THINK the new ones are LED

but the old ones also ran off D cell batteries and needed like fucking 6

if you need chink, I can vouch for Convoy L6

2x 26650 flashlight with great output and enough beef and size to kill someone (probably, officer)

sometimes you might just need to beat someone up ykno

I'll look em up, thanks

alternatively just buy a telescopic baton with a flashlight module at the end @Zika 😂

(you probably need a loicense for this in the UK because self defense doesn't exist)

not sure if those are legal here, I'd have to look into it

thanks for the tip

@gecho i do i mean a big rechargeable battery ,i got one from amazon for like $180 with 212 ampere-hours but im wondering if i could get better value

not on aliexpress

shipping of batteries has gotten more restricted because of the whole exploding samsung phone thing

Does eBay count as chinkshit? Well I ordered a suspiciously cheap replacement "upper case" for my friend with a broken palm rest on his laptop that had no picture.

It claims to come with a new keyboard and track pad. Don't need it but hey, if it does that's a nice bonus

I'll keep you updated on my adventures in getting a box filled with dirt and six torx screws

yes, some chink shit is cheaper on eBay than Ali when considering the same product

see: $3 mmcx cables

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000118932433.html

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nah buy the ranch sl*t shirt.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33006207038.html

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500 orders

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33020330660.html

holy SHIT