@Zika maglite, though not chink, will be a perfect baton

they sell LED drop in modules for the older ones and I THINK the new ones are LED

but the old ones also ran off D cell batteries and needed like fucking 6

if you need chink, I can vouch for Convoy L6

2x 26650 flashlight with great output and enough beef and size to kill someone (probably, officer)

sometimes you might just need to beat someone up ykno

I'll look em up, thanks

alternatively just buy a telescopic baton with a flashlight module at the end @Zika 😂

(you probably need a loicense for this in the UK because self defense doesn't exist)

not sure if those are legal here, I'd have to look into it

thanks for the tip

@gecho i do i mean a big rechargeable battery ,i got one from amazon for like $180 with 212 ampere-hours but im wondering if i could get better value

not on aliexpress

shipping of batteries has gotten more restricted because of the whole exploding samsung phone thing

Does eBay count as chinkshit? Well I ordered a suspiciously cheap replacement "upper case" for my friend with a broken palm rest on his laptop that had no picture.

It claims to come with a new keyboard and track pad. Don't need it but hey, if it does that's a nice bonus

I'll keep you updated on my adventures in getting a box filled with dirt and six torx screws

yes, some chink shit is cheaper on eBay than Ali when considering the same product

see: $3 mmcx cables

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000118932433.html

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nah buy the ranch sl*t shirt.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33006207038.html

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500 orders

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33020330660.html

holy SHIT

I might actually buy those Garfield shoes

now where could my shoes be...

**GARDFELD**

I would if they were another type of shoe

@Windatica There are $3 mmcx cables on Ali.

wasnt always the case

garfield cock ring

i have a good phone, TWS earbuds, what else do I need to improve muh life

im thinking a watch of some kind cause i'd like to see time without having to take my phone out but tbh putting on and off the damn thing sounds like even more trouble

and the mi bands seem to be getting better but still not quite great