No. file is too large.

:(

I just screenshotted it to upload it haha

you tried saving as jpeg?

or exporting as jpeg

its a .png

how do I make it a jpeg?

yeah I know but like

I think ive given cum mode this speach once before, but i dont really kill characters. I kill parties if its a TPW, but ive only killed maybe two characters. Generally i just find it to be a pain in MY ass. The only way to die when I DM is by doing something stupid.

what are you using

oh I used a randomizer site. didnt feel like painting.

So I've just used all the nations and written shit about them

(I could only download as a png)

ill have to give you guys the lime jello story. Killed a party with a jello cube. because theyre retarded.

do you have any image editors besides paint?

No.

hell, I'll stick my hand in a lime slime

I could just invite you to the roll20 server to see it

@Peacekeeper_Cypress what did they do

I need to hear it

"Why is Ronnie standing all jacked up like that?"

I need to tell ya'll my PC retard moments

they probably touched it

"OH GOD ITS A-"

ok ok wall of text imbound

nice

nice

dnd stories are some of the most funny ones imo hahahaha

@Deleted User down for another game this summer?

ahhh okay

@Peacekeeper_Cypress I NEED THAT WALL OF TEXT

ang on

typing on word lol

hahahahahaah

@Angus made it into a pdf lol

@Angus @MountainMan

HERE IT COMES

So its Halloween. I broke out all the props and tooth picks. Most of which didn’t get used (200% mad) because they died. Clearing out this church that got taken over Diablo 1 style. So they clear the first two rooms full of all kindsa fucked up shit. Came upon a storage room with those sort of garage like doors that fold up into the wall.
Player opens one. Its empty. No alter with a still beating heart, no sign that says dead nibber storage. Nothin. Spot check to see the shimmer. He sees it, its just a room with a jello cube in it. He goes “huh” and slams the door shut.

Problem solved. I considered that a totally viable solution. Ideally they would be in and out of the cathedral before that cube could chew through the metal. I was prepared to reward them with gold it was sitting on (I reward problem solving any way I can.) So the party opens all the doors. Player doesn’t TELL ANYONE ANYTHING. No one knows theres a cube there. Decided that the previous two rooms were too much and they needed to sleep to regain spells.