Message from @Monty

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2019-05-05 15:44:25 UTC  

'OH GOD ITS THE-"

2019-05-05 15:44:38 UTC  

No one was around to help pull him from the jello. The other two woke up 4 hours later. After the third person in a row failed their con save, the paladin was alone to kill this cube. Cube won with 3 HP. Total party wipe.

I was dumbstruck.

2019-05-05 15:45:00 UTC  

Not even effective immortality Geras from MK-11 style could keep the party alive.

2019-05-05 15:46:13 UTC  

<:high_iq:382980759012638731>

2019-05-05 15:46:20 UTC  

AHAHAHHAHAHAAHHHAA

2019-05-05 15:47:05 UTC  

"The gods have decided youre all retards. Especially you."

2019-05-05 15:47:09 UTC  

"Who?"

2019-05-05 15:47:13 UTC  

"Yes."

2019-05-05 16:07:00 UTC  

You still looking for another player? I'm up for it

2019-05-06 06:32:51 UTC  

@Goblin_Slayer_Floki what are your gripes with 5e

2019-05-06 08:24:19 UTC  

Where to even start...

2019-05-06 08:31:10 UTC  

🍿

2019-05-06 08:33:47 UTC  

it was designed by a marketing team aiming to get more new players

2019-05-06 09:08:33 UTC  

Well, it seems pretty sucesfull

2019-05-06 09:11:42 UTC  

My problem with 5e is that people dont diversify or seek out other systems that would be better for other setting

2019-05-06 09:12:16 UTC  

5e cant do horror for instance

2019-05-06 09:12:27 UTC  

unless you homebrew the shit out of it

2019-05-06 10:42:29 UTC  

sometimes I run 5e sessions, where magic is left out, and they take part in irl historical events

2019-05-06 10:42:53 UTC  

that works quite well for horror weirdly enough

2019-05-06 10:43:33 UTC  

for example

2019-05-06 10:44:11 UTC  

i set one game in the build up to the siege of Constantinople

2019-05-06 10:45:48 UTC  

it basically involved them playing as citizens, trying to find away out, as people were slaughtered by the soliders

2019-05-06 10:48:18 UTC  

it involved a lot of hiding in burning houses and being hunted through sewers

2019-05-06 10:48:58 UTC  

so yea, horror is possible, but it is designed for new players

2019-05-06 10:49:08 UTC  

so not the most flexible

2019-05-06 18:50:21 UTC  

Its oversimplified, lacks depth and variety, has major rule glitches. While good for new players punished the dms ability to do much. Death is a story your players know about but rarely see. By level 4 you are on par with older generations 7. And though not 5es fault, groups like critical role, and other sanctioned groups gave an unrealistic idea of what 5e and dnd is.

This is to start.

2019-05-06 19:09:04 UTC  

WHAT DO YOU MEAN +61?!?!??

2019-05-06 19:13:51 UTC  

what a fucking bruh moment

2019-05-06 20:13:14 UTC  

i had a psi rogue who specialized in stealth

2019-05-06 20:13:24 UTC  

would produce similar results

2019-05-06 20:44:55 UTC  

@Deleted User what's going on in kangmaker today

2019-05-06 20:46:15 UTC  

Like actually?

2019-05-06 20:46:20 UTC  

Or was it a nightmare

2019-05-06 20:47:43 UTC  

Did you guys fuck it up and curve it up?

2019-05-06 20:49:03 UTC  

What caused these nightmares

2019-05-06 21:01:44 UTC  

***1d3 purple worms*** <:GWqlabsMonkaSs:393085114403389442> <:GWqlabsMonkaSs:393085114403389442> <:GWqlabsMonkaSs:393085114403389442> <:GWqlabsMonkaSs:393085114403389442>

2019-05-06 21:17:51 UTC  

75 stealth, does that remove your existence and memory?

2019-05-06 21:17:59 UTC  

you disappear from previous sessions

2019-05-06 21:35:09 UTC  

>nat 20 stealth check
>you cannot find yourself anymore. roll new character.

2019-05-06 21:37:52 UTC  

>nat 20 deception check
>you now believe your own lie