Message from @galesteppes

Discord ID: 582709619487670310


2019-05-27 19:14:05 UTC  

^this man needs a pope to tell him when to take the holy land

2019-05-27 19:14:27 UTC  

@galesteppes get rekt nibba

2019-05-27 19:14:52 UTC  

Jokes on you, I play as the byzantines and sacked Rome

2019-05-27 19:15:03 UTC  

DEUS VULT INFIDEL!

2019-05-27 19:15:32 UTC  

Tfw you have your artillery dump their load before even moving into melee

2019-05-27 19:16:37 UTC  

CAESARIS VULT!

2019-05-27 20:37:29 UTC  

@meratrix occupy, sack or raze?

2019-05-27 20:38:17 UTC  

Look at the city happiness on the map, if it's not green than put them to the sword.

2019-05-27 20:44:49 UTC  

@meratrix Elephants with fucking cannons is all I have to say anout Medieval 2

2019-05-27 20:45:49 UTC  

fucking Timurids

2019-05-27 20:52:54 UTC  

@meratrix tfw you capture cairo and slaughter thousands of civilians

2019-05-27 21:02:34 UTC  

<:Deus_Think:505447701589000192> <:deus_vult:382980746727522305>

2019-05-27 21:07:43 UTC  

@meratrix what's yo favorite faction in m2tw

2019-05-27 21:15:33 UTC  

*prepares to mangle my vocal cords*

2019-05-27 21:15:37 UTC  

SCOTLAND

2019-05-27 21:15:51 UTC  

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

2019-05-27 21:15:56 UTC  

>tfw you have even worse cavalry then england

2019-05-27 21:16:02 UTC  

really nibba

2019-05-27 21:16:04 UTC  

pike cuck

2019-05-27 21:16:15 UTC  

But they have BIG swords.

2019-05-27 23:19:59 UTC  

@meratrix just pulled a victory outta my ass

2019-05-27 23:20:14 UTC  

pics

2019-05-27 23:20:23 UTC  

>be me
>have an army of ~900

2019-05-27 23:20:33 UTC  

>get attacked by an army of ~1300

2019-05-27 23:20:58 UTC  

>no big deal I have a pretty good army

2019-05-27 23:21:07 UTC  

>sees enemy army

2019-05-27 23:21:20 UTC  

>mfw italian spear militia as far as the eye can see

2019-05-27 23:21:34 UTC  

>mfw 40% of my army is cavalry

2019-05-27 23:21:52 UTC  

>have only 2 heavy cavalry units, the rest are light

2019-05-27 23:22:55 UTC  

>put artillery in front to absorb the charge and to fire without friendly fire

2019-05-27 23:23:10 UTC  

>put heavy cav on left flank and light cav on right

2019-05-27 23:24:16 UTC  

> grabs popcorn

This is some real literary marvel

2019-05-27 23:26:17 UTC  

>as the italian spear spam get closer, move my infantry in front of the archers
>get cav into position
>get the heavy cav to charge into the side of the spear formation
>split the light cav into a small detachment to harass the right flank, and the rest to kill the reinforcement commander
>italian spearspam gets snapped by the heavy cav

2019-05-27 23:27:36 UTC  

>as the battle progresses, it ain't looking good
>light cav managed to kill the secondary commander, but got absolutely shreded
>down to a handful of inf, and misc cavalry and still see a torrent of spearspam

2019-05-27 23:29:13 UTC  

>the archer units are running out of ammo
>put one unit of archers infront of the others to act as bait
>rest of the italians come and get pelted with arrorws
>somehow managed to kill the commander
>italians immediately retreat

2019-05-27 23:29:37 UTC  

>wat.jpg

2019-05-27 23:29:54 UTC  

Ah yes, kill the guy who pays the army

2019-05-28 01:26:53 UTC  

Why the fuck are you defending with a 40% cav army?

2019-05-28 01:27:15 UTC  

I was jumped

2019-05-28 01:27:18 UTC  

Oh