Look at the city happiness on the map, if it's not green than put them to the sword.

@meratrix Elephants with fucking cannons is all I have to say anout Medieval 2

fucking Timurids

@meratrix tfw you capture cairo and slaughter thousands of civilians

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@meratrix what's yo favorite faction in m2tw

*prepares to mangle my vocal cords*

SCOTLAND

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>tfw you have even worse cavalry then england

really nibba

pike cuck

But they have BIG swords.

@meratrix just pulled a victory outta my ass

pics

>be me
>have an army of ~900

>get attacked by an army of ~1300

>no big deal I have a pretty good army

>sees enemy army

>mfw italian spear militia as far as the eye can see

>mfw 40% of my army is cavalry

>have only 2 heavy cavalry units, the rest are light

>put artillery in front to absorb the charge and to fire without friendly fire

>put heavy cav on left flank and light cav on right

> grabs popcorn

This is some real literary marvel

>as the italian spear spam get closer, move my infantry in front of the archers
>get cav into position
>get the heavy cav to charge into the side of the spear formation
>split the light cav into a small detachment to harass the right flank, and the rest to kill the reinforcement commander
>italian spearspam gets snapped by the heavy cav

>as the battle progresses, it ain't looking good
>light cav managed to kill the secondary commander, but got absolutely shreded
>down to a handful of inf, and misc cavalry and still see a torrent of spearspam

>the archer units are running out of ammo
>put one unit of archers infront of the others to act as bait
>rest of the italians come and get pelted with arrorws
>somehow managed to kill the commander
>italians immediately retreat

>wat.jpg

Ah yes, kill the guy who pays the army

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJeSb8FsP4A

Why the fuck are you defending with a 40% cav army?

I was jumped

Oh

Yeah Haha good luck, at least the retreat will be swift

I had an ambush retreat I fought where I won so accidentally.

And I was sieging a city and then a bigass army appear out of nowhere

I was just so focused on getting the fuck to a corner of the map and into formation

I had mostly heavy infantry, hastatii.

It was a fucking mad dash to the edge of the map, I kept feigning reversals and shit to fuck with the AI.

This was a high level army, iron armor and weapons, did NOT want to lose it lol