They consider themselves enemies

But they both want the same shit

Yep

They want the bragging rights that it was their government or their initiative that delivered - kudos and career advancements are put ahead of the national interest.

something they claim that they care about but we know it the first thing they throw under the buss

https://twitter.com/HughRBennett/status/1113020751735554048

@Nordhand buss

@Ondsinet bussy

Ok homogay

@Deleted User shouldn't you be studying rn

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Shouldn't you be sucking my dick

Ok

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@Ondsinet or other way round <:GWjiangoPenguDab:408280804675026965>

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interesting infographic...
https://twitter.com/paul1kirby/status/1112840273116229642

Well we knew Labour were going play silly buggers

Where is UKIP >:(

Good question <:mad_lad:464461880786944000>

https://twitter.com/ModalSevenths/status/1112921484043960320?s=19

So the ayes have it <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

DDIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

cant the queen end this?

Yes, but she won't.

Fixed term parliament act makes that more of a pain in the ass

That's a Blair creation far as I remember

You need a Cincinatus.

We do <:ohsargon:451135765368274954>

David Cameron introduced fixed-term Parliament when starting coalition with Lib Dems... reason given was to "offer stability"

Theresa May, VERY STABLE

well, very stable after a few gins

ironically, she's probably tee total what with being a vicar's daughter and having Type 1 diabetes

Strong and stable <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

It's Soubry that spends her £75k on subsibised Gin at the bar in the Commons

https://twitter.com/BBCEssex/status/1113060047041355776

BBC must be traumatised by that story

https://twitter.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1113047756355010565

https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1113085016630837249

Vague Bills? IMAGINE MY SHOCK