Message from @Jabba's Soapbox

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2019-05-21 18:56:53 UTC  

Silly wee bitch

2019-05-21 18:57:08 UTC  

I love Freudian slips, honestly they’re just so revealing

2019-05-21 19:02:15 UTC  

Wee Jimmy Krankie wants to remove Scotland from the monarchy, which is why there is a growing tacit support for IRA in Scotland... beyond that she hasn't got a fucking clue - feels not reals

2019-05-21 19:04:11 UTC  

- she "forgets" why Scotland joined the union in the first place

2019-05-21 19:05:09 UTC  

- she "FORGETS" that Scotland is not a separate country

2019-05-21 19:06:12 UTC  

- she "forgets" that with power comes responsibility... and that takes us back to why Scotland joined the union in the first place.

2019-05-21 19:07:07 UTC  

(failed colonial ventures bankrupted the Scottish upper classes - went to England cap in hand)

2019-05-21 19:08:56 UTC  

She’s a fucking retard, she acts as though we are a colony

2019-05-21 19:09:02 UTC  

WE HAVE A SAY

2019-05-21 19:09:26 UTC  

We get more money than England do per head because we go crazy with socialised shit

2019-05-21 19:15:03 UTC  

Ian Blackford talking bollocks on LBC right now...
https://internetradiouk.com/lbc/

2019-05-21 19:19:42 UTC  

I’m not gonna tune in, hate him more

2019-05-21 19:19:59 UTC  

Pick a random statement and he always ends with FOR THE PEOPLE OF SCOOTTTLANDDD

2019-05-21 19:20:31 UTC  

Oh boy - talk about preying on the vulnerable... look at those prices, LOL
- and in today's episode of "one born every minute"...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372513679964635138/580475028127088650/one_born_every_minute.png

2019-05-21 19:20:41 UTC  

Sorry for sending down fucking losers to your parliament

2019-05-21 19:20:49 UTC  

When I’m of voting age I’ll do better LOL

2019-05-21 19:21:04 UTC  

I'm Scottish, but I live south of the border

2019-05-21 19:21:25 UTC  

I’ll be living down south if we go independent

2019-05-21 19:21:29 UTC  

originally moved for work

Scotland πŸ‘πŸΏ

2019-05-21 19:25:23 UTC  

Hopefully I’ll be welcome down there πŸ‘€

More welcome than I am up there

I got a English accent

2019-05-21 19:27:38 UTC  

@Jabba's Soapbox might have to stay for political asylum

2019-05-21 19:28:14 UTC  

English accent? Right, fuck him up boys

2019-05-21 19:28:53 UTC  

They used to teach anti-English rhetoric in history class, then try to tell everyone it's just banter

2019-05-21 19:30:01 UTC  

Unironically build a massive wall to keep the Scots out

Look at my ID it's a Scottish name. Pls don't beat me

2019-05-21 19:30:23 UTC  

repair Hadrian's wall... it worked before, LOL

2019-05-21 19:32:29 UTC  

Isabel... clever, sense of humour - just fit enough... I would

2019-05-21 19:33:12 UTC  

(she was quite the breathtaker when she was a bit younger)

I need a spicy conservative

she's not spicy

2019-05-21 19:33:35 UTC  

@Jabba's Soapbox but then you'll leave Cumbria on the other side of the wall

2019-05-21 19:33:39 UTC  

spicy... as in Priti Patel?

2019-05-21 19:33:54 UTC  

<:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

2019-05-21 19:35:44 UTC  

Ohhhhhhh... my bad... so Sajid Javid is more your cup of tea.
Say no more - nod, nod, wink, wink