Pick a random statement and he always ends with FOR THE PEOPLE OF SCOOTTTLANDDD

Oh boy - talk about preying on the vulnerable... look at those prices, LOL
- and in today's episode of "one born every minute"...

Sorry for sending down fucking losers to your parliament

When I’m of voting age I’ll do better LOL

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-swag-gif-7175180

I'm Scottish, but I live south of the border

I’ll be living down south if we go independent

originally moved for work

Scotland 👍🏿

Hopefully I’ll be welcome down there 👀

More welcome than I am up there

I got a English accent

@Jabba's Soapbox might have to stay for political asylum

English accent? Right, fuck him up boys

They used to teach anti-English rhetoric in history class, then try to tell everyone it's just banter

Unironically build a massive wall to keep the Scots out

Look at my ID it's a Scottish name. Pls don't beat me

repair Hadrian's wall... it worked before, LOL

https://twitter.com/IsabelOakeshott/status/1130917654808731654

Isabel... clever, sense of humour - just fit enough... I would

(she was quite the breathtaker when she was a bit younger)

I need a spicy conservative

she's not spicy

@Jabba's Soapbox but then you'll leave Cumbria on the other side of the wall

spicy... as in Priti Patel?

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/372513679964635138/540100701334798336/racist1.gif

Ohhhhhhh... my bad... so Sajid Javid is more your cup of tea.
Say no more - nod, nod, wink, wink

nah he said his home street in Bristol is a Ghetto

Wait a minute... iI've just worked out who Broo is...
...Keith Vaz

rentboys and coke, but no investigation due to "health reasons"... life is good

Actually I'm Bambos Charalambous

https://twitter.com/BambosMP/status/1130827436889911296

https://twitter.com/IsabelOakeshott/status/1130920132069482497
https://twitter.com/IsabelOakeshott/status/1130920742940491776

TAKE BACK CONTROL

https://youtu.be/WFEwrDIFJ4U

TULSIGANG

https://twitter.com/TelePolitics/status/1130912393410895874

Gotta keep debating a settled issue

He didn't exactly maintain his anarcho-credentials very long
😂 😂 😂
https://youtu.be/Xv84ylX2RbI

even if Sargon doesn't win a seat, this process has really sharpened his debating skills