fuck yeah rape the arab world for money

*t e e n a g e r s*

Thoughts about the new flu strain?

I give it a light 7.

Prefer their older stuff.

"If you live in Switzerland, i.e. hold a valid Swiss residence or settlement permit (see list of questions on entries and stays in Switzerland) and meet the requirements, you will be entitled to receive unemployment benefits. Your nationality does not affect your entitlement to unemployment benefits."

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you can't apply for citizenship while receiving those benefits apparently

also, you need to pass a written language test, and have lived permanently in switzerland for 5 or 10 years, depending on your country of origin

have no criminal convictions, "pose no threat to the country", and also "demonstrate social integration"

I believe that last requirement there is mostly done by getting neighbours and such to write a letter where they vouch for you

(the closest neighbour who is a citizen)

"Candidates must demonstrate A2 level writing ability and B1 spoken skills under the Common European Framework of Reference for Languages."

https://www.ch.ch/en/regular-naturalisation-requirements/

"Most cantons and/or communes require you to face an interview to prove your integration and knowledge of Switzerland where you could be quizzed on anything from the number of lakes in your canton to which days are public holidays and the names of local traditions and festivals. In some cases a communal residents’ committee gathers to vote on your application, so it pays to keep in with the locals – last year a Dutch woman hit the headlines after she was turned down by her community for campaigning against cowbells (though she later won citizenship on appeal)."

canton is a district/county

this seems like a great system

It a REAL immigration system

^

"In the majority of bi-national marriages, the man is Swiss and the woman foreign, although Swiss women no longer lose their Swiss citizenship when they marry a foreigner (they did until 1992). "

rofl

I can see what they were trying to do but no

"The most bizarre aspect of this spectacle was that the Democrats who most aggressively defended Trump’s version of the surveillance bill – the Democrats most eager to preserve Trump’s spying powers as virtually limitless – were the very same Democratic House members who have become media stars this year by flamboyantly denouncing Trump as a treasonous, lawless despot in front of every television camera they could find."

see, it's not really that bizarre if you pay attention, or if you've read Listen, Liberal! by Thomas Frank

They want Oprah to use it in 2020

You getta spybot

and YOU get a spybot

EVERYONE GET S A Drone that follows you around 24/7

can anyone get the content of https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-spark-behind-irans-unrest-millions-of-defrauded-investors-1515698701

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSWbBq1UIAAEDZ4.jpg:large

lol got your money kthxbye

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/jan/12/building-company-carillion-collapse-schools-roads-hospitals-hs2-taxpayers-bill

yeah this is nothing new under the sun

".. Carillion this summer was part of a consortium that won a £1.4bn contract to knock tunnels through the Chilterns. If Carillion goes under, what happens to the largest infrastructure project in Europe? What happens to its partners on the deal, British firm Kier, and France’s Eiffage? The project will need to be put back and the taxpayer will almost certainly have to step in."

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/01/11/climate/winter-olympics-global-warming.html

oh well

"The repercussions are potentially much more serious for young athletes getting a first taste winter sports. What will happen to the pipeline that feeds elite sports programs when the local ski hill, or the frozen pond where kids play hockey, disappears?

“It’s an interesting question that nobody really knows the answer to,” Dr. Scott said."

lol

it's "interesting" as long as there's money in this bullshit