Message from @King Canuck

Discord ID: 459047503392931840


2018-06-20 17:09:36 UTC  

Malekith was too boring to be worth remembering

2018-06-20 17:10:20 UTC  

```
“If you have to poop at a party, but you’re embarrassed, because you’re going to stink up the bathroom, just do what I do: lock the door, sit down, get all the pee out first. And then when all the pee’s done, poop, flush, boom. You minimize the amount of time the poop is touching the air, ’cause if you poop first, it takes you longer to pee and then you’re peeing on top of it, stirring up the poop particles that create a cloud and it goes out and everyone in the party will know that you pooped. Just trust me, it’s science.”```

2018-06-20 17:11:02 UTC  

He offers sage advice

2018-06-20 17:11:12 UTC  

but also the line about having a soul and taking care of it is a good line

2018-06-20 17:11:19 UTC  

even seperate from a particular god

2018-06-20 17:11:42 UTC  

@King Canuck why are teh first two entries relatively short?

2018-06-20 17:12:00 UTC  

Cause I'm still getting a feel for what sort of size my articles should be

2018-06-20 17:12:27 UTC  

But the speech was at MTV Movie Awards. He's either incredibly brave, or astoundly naive and innocent.

2018-06-20 17:12:41 UTC  

Let's go with both, really/.

2018-06-20 17:12:54 UTC  

Pratt seems like the sort of guy to let niavite take over

2018-06-20 17:13:43 UTC  

I feel like the first two are a bit short

2018-06-20 17:13:52 UTC  

I don't think it's necessarily naive

2018-06-20 17:14:01 UTC  

He's already had one incident with Hollywood prior to this

2018-06-20 17:14:03 UTC  

I'll revisit them and make em a bit longer

2018-06-20 17:14:09 UTC  

TOmska has some controversey I could add

2018-06-20 17:14:18 UTC  

I wasn't sure if I was doing biographies or summaries, basically, galm.

2018-06-20 17:14:28 UTC  

I think I'm going to lean more to the former

2018-06-20 17:15:07 UTC  

`Future Tom: STOP! I’m you from the future!

Present Tom: The Future? Oh man, I got fat!

Future Tom: Like an hour into the future.

Present Tom: Oh. (glances at his stomach fat) …Oh…

–Pizza Time (2015)`

2018-06-20 17:15:11 UTC  

this still cracks me up

2018-06-20 17:30:53 UTC  

Well

2018-06-20 17:30:54 UTC  

Shit

2018-06-20 17:34:01 UTC  

Thought Dave Cullen was reporting that there was still an opportunity to overturn it by the end of the year?

2018-06-20 17:34:38 UTC  

USA: I didn’t need Net Neutrality anyway

EU: Hold my Beer

2018-06-20 17:50:49 UTC  

Y'all niggaz is fucked boi

2018-06-20 17:51:09 UTC  

memes are now black market

2018-06-20 17:51:12 UTC  

dollahs to be made

2018-06-20 17:53:15 UTC  

This little shit is trying to dox people from ICE

2018-06-20 18:22:37 UTC  

Update on the big story in the news right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z_AoOIoD90

2018-06-20 18:37:45 UTC  

WTF... why are left outlets saying he's going to sign an executive order? This is some supreme stupid.

2018-06-20 18:37:50 UTC  

He never said that.

2018-06-20 18:38:52 UTC  

because they're leftists

2018-06-20 18:39:05 UTC  

they love to invent and make shit up

2018-06-20 18:41:26 UTC  

EO the border wall then <:high_iq:382980759012638731>

2018-06-20 18:41:49 UTC  

Apparently he can magick everything *else* immigration-related

2018-06-20 18:50:23 UTC  

Here's a better video, doesn't cut off part way through https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ2GU_0Z6p0

2018-06-20 18:50:43 UTC  

Trump says he's going to be rapidly announcing trade deals coming up.

2018-06-20 19:00:17 UTC  

OHp, I guess I was wrong, he said he was singing an executive order at the end of this meeting.

2018-06-20 19:01:28 UTC  

Oh no, not the Congressional Picnic!