http://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-threw-starburst-candies-angela-merkel-dont-say-i-never-give-you-987178

Teachers union has a strangle hold on them

Lmao please tell me that is satire

haven't read it yet

to be fair, putin, silvio and bush were all more mean to merkel than trump was

i dunno, giving a shoulder rub without consent (bush), forcing a game of hide and seek (silvio berlusconi) and then the other one was putin bringing dogs when merkel's afraid of dogs

Its on shakey grkund

dernald tremp orn shaky grounnnnd

newsweek with CBS sources

The Donald is far from shakey

But they tried to lonk this to Trump hating on Canadian Tariffs and Merkels Political issues

how do you know its cbs sources

like what? Trump has been talking about Canadian Tariffs for weeks

```It is the first time the president is said to have thrown candy at another world leader.```

just... wat..

first time for everything

fuck yeah

media cringe

https://twitter.com/CBSThisMorning/status/1009436388276817920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsweek.com%2Fdonald-trump-threw-starburst-candies-angela-merkel-dont-say-i-never-give-you-987178

Its in the article @What Would Jack Conte Do? it cites CBS directly

oh i didnt see it

<:chad:431600553806790667> moment

And it was at the table not jer. Clickbaity

It would be more bamf if it was at her

now that really would have cause an international shitshow

imagine the fucking headlines

"TRUMP THROWS VIOLENT OUTBURST AT GERMAN PRIME MINSTER"

Kek qorthy

**VIOLENT STARBURST***

you know they'd spin it like that

```he took two Starbursts candies out, threw them on the table```

PRESIDENT PELTS HARD CANDY AT GERMAN CHANCELLOR

I can already imagine this being at the start or end of the meeting

Trump standing up and casually tossing a few bursts onto the table with a flick of his wrist

but no

`I N T E R N A T I O N A L I N C I D E N T`

president dernald tremperstein abusively pelts candy at the german chancellor, chasing the poor whamen down the hallway, laughing as he shouts "Don't say I don't do anything for you!" throwing one candy after another, while the poor wamen yelps in pain and begs him to stop

> Donald Trump
> Shaky

I think you mean **STRONG AND STABLE**

Is there anything else he can steal from Theresa May?

some witnesses noticed his erection

"PRESIDENT ASSAULTS WAHMEN WITH MISSILES"

PRESIDENT PROMISSES TO ANNEX GERMANY, BEGINS ATTACK ON MERKEL