Not sayin' it's not going to be silly season

the queen is busy plotting to kill off Meghan before she ruins to much

but get some pasta nd tins of soup

and if it's goes bad, you'll have soup and pasta 🤷🏿

but it's not alarms bells yet

if it was I'd tell yah

I have a Daughter so I keep a store of tinned things and pasta, this seems normal to me

Hey readers we thought we would tell you we made no profit this year

is it one thing shareholders hate is not making money

Who doesn't have a stash of pasta and soups etc?

If not u stupid

Grauniad is backed up by a £1+ billion endowment that will keep it afloat indefinitely

it never needs to make any money

Disgusting

this shit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Trust_Limited

oh more like £700m

earn 5% on that every year is all they need to do

so a private propaganda

Well yeah

But you only have to read that paper to know it's all propaganda anyway

https://order-order.com/2019/08/08/guardian-lost-7-million-last-year/

Oh the plot thickens lmfao

I don't want it to go through,

It a great source of humour to me

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guardian do have a different look at what "broke even" means then me I see

they got the broke part right

Woke even

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viRmygb9uRk

https://www.foxnews.com/us/ice-raids-on-mississippi-food-processing-plants-result-in-680-arrests

AOC didnt warn them <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

good and now Fine the plants a hefty fine for tax evasion and other crimes by employing people without a work permit

but people will starve without those sandwiches

nigga pls

are you expecting me to survive by making my own food

these people were skilled labour

skilled in the art of the sandwich

imagine how hard it is to do your own

you would need to use KNIFES

and thats dangerous

then they are stealing jobs from all the whamen out there