2 hours every evening

kek

i mean that's just inefficient

2hours of mansplaining

^

"you need to listen to this or your vaginabrains will doom us all"

"but my vaginabrain told me we should give ahmed and his family a free house even though we struggle to pay for ours"

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 not enough comic sans

https://youtu.be/LS37SNYjg8w

https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1186646460823199744

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thank god that money isnt being used against climate change

thanks XR

very cool

*Knife Crime

the Police don't do Climate change silly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:CocknBallTorture.ogg

stabbing people is a good thing when it comes to climate change

drastically reduces emissions from any individual

Woke AF

Gurus aren't rigorous
But science isn't transformative

The goal of cognitive science is to be rigorous and transformative

Cool story bruh

Fuck my life

Boss wakes me up

Tells me I'm heading to Mississippi TODQY

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Would you rather go to Leicester?

Like, dude, you couldn't give me ONE DAY of notice?

tell him no and then go tomorrow instead

"OH and what size jumpsuits do you wear again? We totally didn't forget to order your OSHA mandated personal protection equipment the last few weeks, we just need to make sure we're ordering the right size."

"Oh yeah your proper size rubber chemically treated steel toe boots didn't come in yet either, have fun with the ones two sizes too big for you that you'll trip into some puddle of fucking asbestos laden acid while wearing."

can you just wear rain boots?

Tells me to report in to the office an hour away from me at 3:30

Then sends a group text saying 2

So did he want *ME* to come later, or did he just change the time without realizing he gave me the wrong one?

idk ask him

Fuckit, at least it's an Exxon facility this time near some beaches. Chances of dying are lower at big name places.

Ender thinks he's cool, Ender brings a gun to school

Teachers told me I couldn't bring that cool Nazi officer's dagger for show and tell that I inherited. I was pretty sad.

I wish we could bring guns to school. I would send my kid to that kind of school.