Message from @Baraban

Discord ID: 426360700298985473


2018-03-22 12:36:17 UTC  

So good chance they'll pin it all on him even though there are two people here to testify he didn't give anyone alcohol

2018-03-22 12:38:33 UTC  

Either way I had to get up at the crack of dawn and drive 160 kilometers

2018-03-22 12:40:13 UTC  

How did you end up in Egypt?

2018-03-22 12:40:30 UTC  

No its the name of the town

2018-03-22 12:40:51 UTC  

@Baraban A town in Virginia called egypt

2018-03-22 12:40:57 UTC  

ohhh

2018-03-22 12:41:07 UTC  

Well that's really confusing

2018-03-22 12:41:32 UTC  

Like Canada has London Ontario

2018-03-22 12:41:33 UTC  

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ no

2018-03-22 12:41:52 UTC  

And why does an American use Kilometers for measurement?

2018-03-22 12:41:53 UTC  

Bumfuk egypt is a southerner thing it means middle of nowhere

2018-03-22 12:42:10 UTC  

We don't but I figured I was the only American up this early

2018-03-22 12:42:25 UTC  

And I actually know how to use metric

2018-03-22 12:42:46 UTC  

I always knew the term as "bumfuck no where"

2018-03-22 12:42:51 UTC  

Bumfuk Egypt...

2018-03-22 12:42:54 UTC  

Expecting a international discord server to understand southern coloqiualism, smh @radeon

2018-03-22 12:42:55 UTC  

ah

2018-03-22 12:43:46 UTC  

That's the best way to describe this place

2018-03-22 12:44:22 UTC  

Nobody lives here, the only food for 12 miles is a 7/11 (gas station) and the world's smallest Hardee's

2018-03-22 12:44:41 UTC  

animals can be food

2018-03-22 12:45:12 UTC  

We call these areas "holes"

2018-03-22 12:45:19 UTC  

From your previous description your uncle seems to be white trash

2018-03-22 12:45:25 UTC  

Or "hole" for singular

2018-03-22 12:47:47 UTC  

Hellhole maybe

2018-03-22 12:48:14 UTC  

The only things to do for fun around here is smoke meth and get pulled over for doing 4 mph over the speed limit

2018-03-22 12:49:21 UTC  

I'm not sure I'd call smoking meth "fun"

2018-03-22 12:49:59 UTC  

Let me put it this way, the two-story court building I'm at has a jurisdiction area the size of Austria, and 4 cars are parked out front including mine

2018-03-22 12:51:45 UTC  

Also it was built in 1813

2018-03-22 12:55:03 UTC  

That part sounds interesting, I like old buildings

2018-03-22 12:55:56 UTC  

Well it was built in 1813 because they are too broke to build a new one, or never outgrew it

2018-03-22 12:56:14 UTC  

I'd show you a photo but the cell service here is shit

2018-03-22 12:56:34 UTC  

yeah

2018-03-22 12:56:35 UTC  

It's all good

2018-03-22 12:56:39 UTC  

soubds like a hole

2018-03-22 13:16:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426368567630364674/413630c.jpg

2018-03-22 13:17:02 UTC  

@radeon still awake?

2018-03-22 13:17:11 UTC  

It's 9 am

2018-03-22 13:17:15 UTC  

Yes

2018-03-22 13:42:44 UTC  

The closest cell tower is in a different state

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426375178201595905/Screenshot_20180322-094157_01.jpg

2018-03-22 13:48:07 UTC  

lol

2018-03-22 13:50:21 UTC  

Canadian tier internet