So good chance they'll pin it all on him even though there are two people here to testify he didn't give anyone alcohol

Either way I had to get up at the crack of dawn and drive 160 kilometers

How did you end up in Egypt?

No its the name of the town

@Baraban A town in Virginia called egypt

ohhh

Well that's really confusing

Like Canada has London Ontario

😂😂😂 no

And why does an American use Kilometers for measurement?

Bumfuk egypt is a southerner thing it means middle of nowhere

We don't but I figured I was the only American up this early

And I actually know how to use metric

I always knew the term as "bumfuck no where"

Bumfuk Egypt...

Expecting a international discord server to understand southern coloqiualism, smh @radeon

ah

That's the best way to describe this place

Nobody lives here, the only food for 12 miles is a 7/11 (gas station) and the world's smallest Hardee's

animals can be food

We call these areas "holes"

From your previous description your uncle seems to be white trash

Or "hole" for singular

Hellhole maybe

The only things to do for fun around here is smoke meth and get pulled over for doing 4 mph over the speed limit

I'm not sure I'd call smoking meth "fun"

Let me put it this way, the two-story court building I'm at has a jurisdiction area the size of Austria, and 4 cars are parked out front including mine

Also it was built in 1813

That part sounds interesting, I like old buildings

Well it was built in 1813 because they are too broke to build a new one, or never outgrew it

I'd show you a photo but the cell service here is shit

yeah

It's all good

soubds like a hole

@radeon still awake?

It's 9 am

Yes

The closest cell tower is in a different state

lol

Canadian tier internet