Taking my uncle to court

What did he do?

Do you mean you are in a legal battle with your uncle or you are driving him to court? lol

He didn't actually do anything but he's being charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor

That sounds quite vague.

Is there any proof or are just blasting hot air hoping he will confess

I'm driving him

From what I'm told he didn't do anything wrong they're just looking for someone to blame

He was at a party where a bunch of underage kids got hurt in a wreck after drinking

So he has to mantain his innocence and not budge

Yea problem is he's the only adult they actually found and he has multiple prior felonies

So good chance they'll pin it all on him even though there are two people here to testify he didn't give anyone alcohol

Either way I had to get up at the crack of dawn and drive 160 kilometers

How did you end up in Egypt?

No its the name of the town

@Baraban A town in Virginia called egypt

ohhh

Well that's really confusing

Like Canada has London Ontario

😂😂😂 no

And why does an American use Kilometers for measurement?

Bumfuk egypt is a southerner thing it means middle of nowhere

We don't but I figured I was the only American up this early

And I actually know how to use metric

I always knew the term as "bumfuck no where"

Bumfuk Egypt...

Expecting a international discord server to understand southern coloqiualism, smh @radeon

ah

That's the best way to describe this place

Nobody lives here, the only food for 12 miles is a 7/11 (gas station) and the world's smallest Hardee's

animals can be food

We call these areas "holes"

From your previous description your uncle seems to be white trash

Or "hole" for singular

Hellhole maybe

The only things to do for fun around here is smoke meth and get pulled over for doing 4 mph over the speed limit

I'm not sure I'd call smoking meth "fun"

Let me put it this way, the two-story court building I'm at has a jurisdiction area the size of Austria, and 4 cars are parked out front including mine

Also it was built in 1813

That part sounds interesting, I like old buildings

Well it was built in 1813 because they are too broke to build a new one, or never outgrew it