"I could tell you that but then I'd have to kill you"

what she actually says is:

"No I work for Amazon"

I Love to ask Alexa dumb questions

yeah

My answer would be too
*o f f e n s i v e*

I hit refresh after taking that, and it's now at 100

104...

the Alexa belongs to my Uncle

I said if you gave me an Alexa, I don't care if it cost £60 I'll throw it into a field or try to flush it down the toilet

but it belongs to him so I just ask it dumb questions

109..

is Alexa an it or a her? <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

You would have to ask

Alexa are you a boy or a girl?

I've not tried that one before

Alexa is gender fluid

http://communiststats.com/

https://twitter.com/tommysnewspage/status/978973348591034368

Habbening

poor Romanian Christians, yikes

huh

donutoperator did a livestream of FC5

Cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcyFIsR1kwg

And that’s the livestream of FC5

?

Better

That's the livestream of the hospital shooting where he tells everyone he'll be livestreaming FC5 later

lol

looks like he played for six hours straight

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/243359503

If the hospital shooting guy was black..

..

..um..

..oh.

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

lel

sooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy <:soy:428247717618122752>

Soy is poison for anyone with a penis INFO WARS DOT COM

broo knows

I tried a soy drink once and now my dick is only 8 inches long