I will buy her a massive diamond and gold ring but I will tattoo my ring

Well in that case I'd suggest a grand gesture that will stay in the memory of your future to-be, it's more valueble than any ring and stays longer.

Something unique and meaningful

if she values the ring. I'll buy her a massive ring

I'll buy her a diamond SO big her hand will drop off

i come back after VR and i hear talk of knots

i hope they're a different kind of knot to the one i'm expecting

well

also, you do know of the fairly large market for post-breakup tattoo removal, aye?

having a tattoo you'd want removed be done the full way around one of the most sensitive parts of your body ain't gonna be pretty

at least with a ring you can get like £20 from ebay

Just lop off the the finger ez

if I get married I'm all in

cut off my finger it goes wrong

aye, that's one of the factors that leads to rebound

the more emotionally invested, the more crazy shit can happen post-breakup (assuming y'all live long enough to reach that point)

the removal of a finger instead of the selling of an *ehhh* grade ring is even funnier

I do

(1) I don't like Gold so I want to have a ring that is tattoo

(11) If it goes wrong chop off my finger

Divorce should be illegal <:super_edgy:426099058466095119>

nah fam

it should be easier

nahhh

'i divorce you i divorce you i divorce you' intensifies

Till death do you part intensfies<:GWragMonkaS:390321742624849920>

frequent beatings intensifies

As is tradition

I'd rather lose my finger than lose my life

you can take off a ring

and then put it back on

no no no

i'm talking about things like 'i'd rather not have this reminder of that relationship permenantly engraved into me', not 'oh shit my finger is growing hands'

That's fucking insane

Why would you want to cut your finger?

nope it's Liberal as fuck my dude

1) I will put a ring on my finger that I cannot take off
11) If shit goes bad I will chop my finger off

and don't doubt me

Metal as fuck

^

ayy i see what you did there

'i don't like gold' 'metal as fuck'

You can get tattoos removed though