Message from @nic

Discord ID: 430037599684657163


2018-04-01 16:11:10 UTC  

There are no chicks with dicks
Just guys with tits

2018-04-01 16:11:28 UTC  

```Rules of the internet. Learn em, love em, respect them:

Rule 29 states: In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.

Rule 30 states: There are no girls on the internet.

Rule 34 also means that there's porn of those FBI agents pretending to be little girls.```

2018-04-01 16:11:30 UTC  

no no, i mean, for YOU PRESONALLY, not for another person

2018-04-01 16:12:22 UTC  

i'd love to have a decent rack

I heard her on VC and she should be given a chance

she's from NYC

2018-04-01 16:12:52 UTC  

triggered

2018-04-01 16:12:58 UTC  

fuckin Americans

2018-04-01 16:13:16 UTC  

She's pretty cool ngl

2018-04-01 16:13:21 UTC  

>not being American

I like being American

2018-04-01 16:13:58 UTC  

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

2018-04-01 16:14:01 UTC  

I'd fuckin love to be American rn

2018-04-01 16:14:17 UTC  

meanwhile in Australia

the grass is always greener

2018-04-01 16:15:28 UTC  

There's no fuckin grass here mate you ever seen a picture of Australia

2018-04-01 16:15:31 UTC  

Just dirt

2018-04-01 16:15:43 UTC  

Oh yeah and bushfires everywhere that has grass

2018-04-01 16:15:53 UTC  

Grass is most certainly greener in America

2018-04-01 16:16:05 UTC  

By virtue of a) being there and b) not being on fire

2018-04-01 16:16:14 UTC  

yea, you guys have a thing called "rain"

2018-04-01 16:16:16 UTC  

All i have learned about australia is from dundee and home and away

we have Triggered Knopfler

2018-04-01 16:16:33 UTC  

don't watch home and a gay

2018-04-01 16:16:47 UTC  

Home and away should be put onto a rocket and flown into the sun

2018-04-01 16:16:55 UTC  

But

2018-04-01 16:16:55 UTC  

^

2018-04-01 16:16:56 UTC  

but

2018-04-01 16:16:57 UTC  

BRAX

2018-04-01 16:17:10 UTC  

You guys also have Chris hemsworth

2018-04-01 16:17:16 UTC  

he’s pretty good looking ..

2018-04-01 16:17:19 UTC  

pfft

2018-04-01 16:17:21 UTC  

We are all Chris Hemsworth.

2018-04-01 16:17:23 UTC  

honest.

2018-04-01 16:17:23 UTC  

he's a trap

2018-04-01 16:17:48 UTC  

Dont you guys have wolverine

2018-04-01 16:17:50 UTC  

I'd be gay for Hemsworth

2018-04-01 16:17:54 UTC  

and that other girl

2018-04-01 16:17:55 UTC  

IGGY