Message from @Reaps

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2018-04-11 18:18:43 UTC  

why?

2018-04-11 18:18:46 UTC  

so long as you know why you feel patriotic

2018-04-11 18:18:54 UTC  

and it's not based on something stupid like having white skin

2018-04-11 18:19:17 UTC  

Its just weird to have an alien feeling youve mostly associated with harrassment for not agreeing with people on things

2018-04-11 18:19:39 UTC  

Nah, fuck getting a sunburn

2018-04-11 18:20:07 UTC  

I feel patriotic because i cant go to jail for speaking yet

2018-04-11 18:20:27 UTC  

And i can carry a knife to break down lots of boxes

2018-04-11 18:21:01 UTC  

SAVE A LIFE, BIN THAT KNIFE

2018-04-11 18:21:08 UTC  

Lol

2018-04-11 18:21:29 UTC  

I cannot imagine living in such a dystopian and orwellian shithouse.

2018-04-11 18:21:32 UTC  

what if the subject is already dead?

2018-04-11 18:21:39 UTC  

then can i stab?

2018-04-11 18:21:51 UTC  

Somehow people who sort through the trash will be saved

2018-04-11 18:21:56 UTC  

No because you dont have affirmative consent

2018-04-11 18:21:56 UTC  

By christ or something, idk

2018-04-11 18:22:54 UTC  

If I die and they bury me without consent, what's my legal course of action?

2018-04-11 18:23:11 UTC  

You are dead so the state searches your anus for contraband

2018-04-11 18:23:18 UTC  

your Last Will & Testament

2018-04-11 18:23:21 UTC  

@NightOwl raise from the dead and dick them

2018-04-11 18:23:38 UTC  

You're supposed to search it yourself right before you die, but that doesn't happen too often

2018-04-11 18:23:57 UTC  

pretty sure you tend to expunge anything from that particular orifice upon expiry anyway

2018-04-11 18:23:59 UTC  

So generally they fine you for noncompliance and call it a day

2018-04-11 18:24:05 UTC  

Richard Stallman would like to have his corpse donated to be f†††ed by pervs, so you could look into that

2018-04-11 18:24:21 UTC  

I'm not trolling I read that somewhere

2018-04-11 18:24:51 UTC  

When I die I would like to be on public display

2018-04-11 18:25:23 UTC  

so people can watch me decompose

2018-04-11 18:25:26 UTC  

free of charge

2018-04-11 18:25:46 UTC  

You mean like lenin?

2018-04-11 18:25:49 UTC  

That’s edgy

2018-04-11 18:26:04 UTC  

Lenin was preserved by ...amber?

2018-04-11 18:26:14 UTC  

Well he's still rotting

2018-04-11 18:26:17 UTC  

good

2018-04-11 18:26:18 UTC  

Just very slowly

2018-04-11 18:26:34 UTC  

was it amber or wax

2018-04-11 18:26:36 UTC  

i forget

2018-04-11 18:26:47 UTC  

I think it was wax

2018-04-11 18:26:55 UTC  

@NightOwl isn't it formaldyle?

2018-04-11 18:27:26 UTC  

formaldehyde?

2018-04-11 18:29:03 UTC  

i dont know

2018-04-11 18:29:18 UTC  

he's a worthless piece of taxidermy

2018-04-11 18:33:43 UTC  

I know he's still viewable and under glass, so whatever it is it's transparent.