*any*way

Oooooooooooo

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lol

Nasty boy

I remember at one point I was just feeding maltesers into her mouth

And thinking 'isn't this supposed to *not* be happening?'

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Continue

I'M PORKIN IT

Yeh

Let me get the hand moisturizer

Pork Daddy

But keep going

Well she protested for about half a second

Haram Dad

but then kept doing it anyway

wtf

like she *had* to have known the undertones

but yeah

I just didn't expect even that to have occurred

Now that I think about it....The first girl I fell in love with with a good Lil Christian girl but she was very open minded sexually......

God I miss her

lol reaps

Harambo

I used to Skype with her all the time

Shit dude

This girl

Oooof

although that raises an issue too

it's increasingly difficult to 'play the game' of 'trying to figure out if she's into you and if she is what she's into and how she likes to get into it' without risking, at minimum, massive offence, and all the way through to sexual harassment/rape

you know what, nevermind what I was talking about

Jek

continue.

She was exactly my fuckin type

although I just reminded myself of a good story

*mental note*

Redhead

Thin

Smart as a motherfucker

well there y'go