Message from @Joe the boomer

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2018-05-11 01:34:23 UTC  

well

2018-05-11 01:34:25 UTC  

i mean

2018-05-11 01:34:43 UTC  

if u absolutely cant afford more than two or 300 i cant point u to the least wrost options

2018-05-11 01:35:24 UTC  

I'd advise not spending less than 450

2018-05-11 01:35:38 UTC  

Don't go cheap on mattresses, shoes, or guns

2018-05-11 01:35:42 UTC  

Do they just break if you use them a lot or if you donโ€™t use them at all?

2018-05-11 01:35:47 UTC  

Nah

2018-05-11 01:35:50 UTC  

Shitty ones will

2018-05-11 01:35:51 UTC  

And jam

2018-05-11 01:36:17 UTC  

Interesting

2018-05-11 01:36:42 UTC  

Also if you buy a gun and never use it they'll be fine lol

2018-05-11 01:36:52 UTC  

As long as they aren't wet or grimey

2018-05-11 01:37:39 UTC  

two to the one to the one two three met a bad bitch last night by the sea

2018-05-11 01:37:49 UTC  

Gas yourself

2018-05-11 01:37:51 UTC  

i go cheap on all three lolol

2018-05-11 01:37:56 UTC  

Joe nooooo

2018-05-11 01:38:03 UTC  

And no you don't lol you got some pricey weapons

2018-05-11 01:38:10 UTC  

clean your guns once a year iuf you dont use them

2018-05-11 01:38:15 UTC  

Invest in a squatty potty also

2018-05-11 01:38:18 UTC  

^

2018-05-11 01:38:22 UTC  

this tbh

2018-05-11 01:38:25 UTC  

Joe recommended and my life has changed

2018-05-11 01:38:34 UTC  

Walking around with no shit in your body is great

2018-05-11 01:38:34 UTC  

mine changes every day now

2018-05-11 01:38:42 UTC  

its amazing

2018-05-11 01:38:59 UTC  

@IAmHiding will also attest to this

2018-05-11 01:39:13 UTC  

Trump most certainly owns a golden one

2018-05-11 01:39:27 UTC  

He couldn't be such a beast with shit in his system

2018-05-11 01:39:57 UTC  

All great leaders preferred the squat to shit method. This is a fact

2018-05-11 01:40:59 UTC  

crusaders squated when they retook jeruselem

2018-05-11 01:41:11 UTC  

Joe did you get the pin and the little pamphlet lol?

2018-05-11 01:41:31 UTC  

Wait you guys unironically bought that

2018-05-11 01:41:36 UTC  

no mine was a older version

2018-05-11 01:41:51 UTC  

Joe was talking about it forever. I thought it was a meme too.

2018-05-11 01:42:04 UTC  

You won't when you aren't walking around with excess shit in your bowels all day

2018-05-11 01:42:06 UTC  

imagine being shinjitzu and walking around all day miserable and filled with shit

2018-05-11 01:42:11 UTC  

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-05-11 01:42:11 UTC  

You didnโ€™t have a footstool lying around ๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-05-11 01:42:17 UTC  

No

2018-05-11 01:42:21 UTC  

Wrong I have always done the squat method

2018-05-11 01:42:27 UTC  

nice