you can definitely break the balls

I've seen it happen playing hockey

Split them like grapes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjTTRQGutYs

then do that with them

https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19524671/testicles-are-strong-faq/

we don't need to know about your fetishes

Nothing like having a whore stamp on your balls while wearing high heels eh?

Comfyballs

Best $250 you'll ever spend

"Why can't I get Comfyballs in the U.S.? Here's the deal. The U.S. Patent and Trade Office decided that the name is “vulgar." "
muh freedom

@Chloé Adsolution Are you officially back?

freeze peach

Norwegian underwear brand Comfyballs haha

I'm not officially back

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 why spend money when you can just go to the US with your accent?

@Chloé Adsolution But in practice?

cus muh island is under siege!

I forgot this place existed for a very long time

That doesn't really answer the question but 👍

Well that'll probably happen again!

I don't have much to talk about here

what drove you away?

200lbs lol

Nothing

I think she just got bored

was it the thirsty basement boiz?

Naah, that has a better chance of keeping me here

So if I want you to stay I just need to keep being thirsty

@Baraban how do you feel about Jerusalem

I'd be thrilled if I were you

It's not a great place

Well Bar, from that car selfie you took, I thought you were super duper attractive

Back in 2012, a 42-year-old man in China got into an argument with a woman, and she squeezed his balls so hard that he dropped dead, possibly from a heart attack.

Well thank you

what a way to go lol

LOL

Wowz

not bad

You can have this one to mustarbate to