I see...

.....

get hlep

good lord

^

hlep

or a forklift

that'd probably work as help

you know, I used to think the whole "forklift" thing was hyperbole

now I'm not so sure

I'm surprised some of them can even walk

like, all they'd have to do to get fit is not eat as much

and walk like, 1/8 mile a day

think how many calories hauling all that around must burn

Crane, defo a Crane

fucking tree trunk legs

Honestly I have no idea ho it's possible to get this fat

And I'm not working out or anything

And I eat anything at sight

high metabolism

I'm still not very fat

Wow this is so silly

Jesus christ

I might have "high metabolism", but I still don't get what you could possibly do to get this big

go on then

feast upon McDonalds every day

thyroid problems? @Baraban

But McDonalds doesn't even taste very good

that too

Getting that big is also a mental illness

It depends where you're from

I prefer a more high quilty burgers

McDonald's in Poland is actually really good

is it

It's more like a restaurant there

Kfc in Japan is also really good

@Baraban I rarely eat fastfood burgs, Smash Burger is an exception tho

Where is it not a restaurant?

Like super dooper good

Incoming mouth