Message from @Jek Porkins

Discord ID: 446131872628473859


2018-05-16 02:06:01 UTC  

@HungBunny 👍🏻

2018-05-16 02:06:08 UTC  

You have to get the ball far away from your side, right?

2018-05-16 02:06:09 UTC  

My step mom was a cheerleader for the dolphins

2018-05-16 02:06:22 UTC  

Football is fun to watch

2018-05-16 02:06:26 UTC  

and you are fat as fuck.

YOU HAVE TO HONOR YOUR HERITAGE!!!![

2018-05-16 02:06:33 UTC  

specifically the Patriots, since Tom Brady is practically the Messiah

2018-05-16 02:06:39 UTC  

Im autistic when it comes t basketball

2018-05-16 02:06:40 UTC  

combat sports are best sports

2018-05-16 02:06:47 UTC  

i don't like watching sports tbh

2018-05-16 02:06:51 UTC  

i like to practice some of them

2018-05-16 02:06:53 UTC  

@HungBunny i can't play Basketball for shit

2018-05-16 02:07:05 UTC  

@M4Gunner that counts

2018-05-16 02:07:12 UTC  

I prefer paintball. But not that speedball shit

2018-05-16 02:07:26 UTC  

Like legit tactical stuff

2018-05-16 02:07:31 UTC  

I practiced and played basketball religiously

2018-05-16 02:07:45 UTC  

Even airsoft to a lesser extent

2018-05-16 02:07:46 UTC  

Also played "pro" lasertag lel

2018-05-16 02:07:55 UTC  

Woodsball is the shit

2018-05-16 02:08:14 UTC  

Went to the aussie nationals for it

2018-05-16 02:08:22 UTC  

And New Zealand once

2018-05-16 02:08:47 UTC  

I played soccer, hockey, baseball, and football. None of them were interesting

2018-05-16 02:08:47 UTC  

vool

2018-05-16 02:08:58 UTC  

I don't play sports much, mainly because I didn't have a father that taught me anything about them, so I had no interest

2018-05-16 02:09:14 UTC  

Same lol

2018-05-16 02:09:14 UTC  

I do Track though

2018-05-16 02:09:21 UTC  

Shit wheres Peterson

2018-05-16 02:09:31 UTC  

Alt right daddy

2018-05-16 02:09:47 UTC  

I have a dad but hes a tremendous pussy

2018-05-16 02:10:10 UTC  

So your mom is a lesbian

2018-05-16 02:10:45 UTC  

My dad was an alcoholic, and combined with the depression he had from his best friend firing him from a 100k a year job to hire a 30k a year illegal immigrant during the Great Recession....... you can see where this goes

2018-05-16 02:11:09 UTC  

He has to go back

2018-05-16 02:11:21 UTC  

My dad is/"was" an alco too

2018-05-16 02:11:42 UTC  

Damn, I guess I got lucky

2018-05-16 02:11:48 UTC  

he shot himself, and I was upstairs. the bullet was apparently a few inches from going through my head

2018-05-16 02:11:57 UTC  

I'm sorry to hear that Werif

2018-05-16 02:12:03 UTC  

WerLf

2018-05-16 02:12:05 UTC  

Werlf

2018-05-16 02:12:10 UTC  

What?

2018-05-16 02:12:15 UTC  

thats my name

2018-05-16 02:12:19 UTC  

its an L, not an I

2018-05-16 02:12:19 UTC  

Sorry