I SWEAR TO GOD YOU ARE ALL DISAPPOINTMENTS

Shhhh

Shhhh shh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

THE NEXT PERSON WHO SPEAKS GETS FISTED TO DEATH

D-dady?

try me

Y'all faggots need Jesus

you're a cross country guy

This be gay

your fists are probably ant sized

You can't fist all of us ~~or can you~~

I'm also a piano lad

Nah

My hands are massive

We don’t need jesus

hmm

it would be a shame if something happened to your fingers

Pls no touch

I'm goling to sleep

you might never be able to play piano again

on a completely unrelated note, my right hand grip strength is around 180 lbs on a good day

If you sleep, this man will violate you

Night baby

it's OK

I sleep with a pocketknife

Sleep with a grenade belt

and a fixed blade knife

and a swiss army knife

Take the fucker with you

Sleep with a mace and a 40mm grenade launcher

Cover both close and long ranges

All I have are some knives and an axe

no

all by your bed

if you're in it

otherwise they could grab one

Make your bed out of knives

Become the knife

we're getting dangerously close to that sword throne

A throne made of thrones which are made of artillery pieces

I live in a communist state