Fite me cunt

Shhhhhh

I grew up as a Conservative in Minnesota. I am strong.

sounds good

NO TALKING IN THE GODDAMN LIBRARY

I SWEAR TO GOD YOU ARE ALL DISAPPOINTMENTS

Shhhh

Shhhh shh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

THE NEXT PERSON WHO SPEAKS GETS FISTED TO DEATH

D-dady?

try me

Y'all faggots need Jesus

you're a cross country guy

This be gay

your fists are probably ant sized

You can't fist all of us ~~or can you~~

I'm also a piano lad

Nah

My hands are massive

We don’t need jesus

hmm

it would be a shame if something happened to your fingers

Pls no touch

I'm goling to sleep

you might never be able to play piano again

on a completely unrelated note, my right hand grip strength is around 180 lbs on a good day

If you sleep, this man will violate you

Night baby

it's OK

I sleep with a pocketknife

Sleep with a grenade belt

and a fixed blade knife

and a swiss army knife

Take the fucker with you

Sleep with a mace and a 40mm grenade launcher

Cover both close and long ranges

All I have are some knives and an axe

no

all by your bed

if you're in it

otherwise they could grab one