Message from @A Random Crusader

Discord ID: 446197045506605068


2018-05-16 06:24:14 UTC  

it would be a shame if something happened to your fingers

2018-05-16 06:24:23 UTC  

Pls no touch

2018-05-16 06:24:24 UTC  

I'm goling to sleep

2018-05-16 06:24:31 UTC  

you might never be able to play piano again

2018-05-16 06:24:53 UTC  

on a completely unrelated note, my right hand grip strength is around 180 lbs on a good day

2018-05-16 06:25:03 UTC  

If you sleep, this man will violate you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/446196365144358922/image.png

2018-05-16 06:25:07 UTC  

Night baby

2018-05-16 06:25:09 UTC  

it's OK

2018-05-16 06:25:15 UTC  

I sleep with a pocketknife

2018-05-16 06:25:27 UTC  

Sleep with a grenade belt

2018-05-16 06:25:28 UTC  

and a fixed blade knife

2018-05-16 06:25:33 UTC  

and a swiss army knife

2018-05-16 06:25:35 UTC  

Take the fucker with you

2018-05-16 06:26:19 UTC  

Sleep with a mace and a 40mm grenade launcher

2018-05-16 06:26:31 UTC  

Cover both close and long ranges

2018-05-16 06:27:00 UTC  

All I have are some knives and an axe

2018-05-16 06:27:26 UTC  

no

2018-05-16 06:27:29 UTC  

all by your bed

2018-05-16 06:27:31 UTC  

if you're in it

2018-05-16 06:27:35 UTC  

otherwise they could grab one

2018-05-16 06:27:45 UTC  

Make your bed out of knives

2018-05-16 06:27:54 UTC  

Become the knife

2018-05-16 06:28:16 UTC  

we're getting dangerously close to that sword throne

2018-05-16 06:28:50 UTC  

A throne made of thrones which are made of artillery pieces

2018-05-16 06:29:11 UTC  

I live in a communist state

2018-05-16 06:29:19 UTC  

guess

2018-05-16 06:29:21 UTC  

Canada?

2018-05-16 06:29:21 UTC  

also

2018-05-16 06:29:29 UTC  

I've already told you guys where I live

2018-05-16 06:29:36 UTC  

we had an entire argument about homelessness

2018-05-16 06:29:40 UTC  

bay area

2018-05-16 06:29:58 UTC  

Yo, you're by San Fran?

2018-05-16 06:30:10 UTC  

sure

2018-05-16 06:30:12 UTC  

yeah

2018-05-16 06:30:13 UTC  

I am

2018-05-16 06:30:14 UTC  

That place is turning into a shithole right now

2018-05-16 06:30:18 UTC  

Feelsbadman

2018-05-16 06:30:37 UTC  

Y'all need to start removing those Silicon Valley fags

2018-05-16 06:30:39 UTC  

near

2018-05-16 06:30:40 UTC  

not in

2018-05-16 06:30:45 UTC  

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