and a swiss army knife

Take the fucker with you

Sleep with a mace and a 40mm grenade launcher

Cover both close and long ranges

All I have are some knives and an axe

no

all by your bed

if you're in it

otherwise they could grab one

Make your bed out of knives

Become the knife

we're getting dangerously close to that sword throne

A throne made of thrones which are made of artillery pieces

I live in a communist state

guess

Canada?

also

I've already told you guys where I live

we had an entire argument about homelessness

bay area

Yo, you're by San Fran?

sure

yeah

I am

That place is turning into a shithole right now

Feelsbadman

Y'all need to start removing those Silicon Valley fags

near

not in

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Fair enough

also, silicon valley gets fuck-you money

I have family in San Jose over there

It's not that bad

I'm in san jose

it really isn't

suburban area is pretty nice

Can he hack my IPhone?

And my toaster too?

no

yes