not

There was so much political shit going on in Judea at the time, I'd be surprised if there WASN'T a Jesus figure or two at the time.

Flavius Josephus

I bet the real Jesus was a scapegoat, and that the Romans just learned the Hebrew language, their culture and religion, their legal system, and their parables and idioms, and then created a really cool fiction that they thought people would just believe, as long as they put some guy on wooden poles and then poked him with a pokeystick.

The pope still carries the title of Caesar, pontifex maximus

@MaikuPens That lends more credence to the philosophical basis of Christianity than the Canon does lol

hooty is a conspiracy theorist

And the office of inquisition was never closed

It's not like Muslims are still killing Europeans or anything.

Long history of anti-Semitism in Catholicism

Yep

Ding dong you're all wrong

The current pope is a communist

No, he's a reformist

He's not a good pope but he's not a commie

A commie reformist?

Jesuits teach liberation theology which was created by the KGB

Now we're down a rabbithole

He seems to really love Islam. Are we sure he's not actually an undercover Muslim?

There is the black pope (Superior Jesuit General Adolfo Nicolas) and the white pope.

Not an official title

Hooty is on some serious hallucinogenics

I want some

I wish

*scrolls up*

Adolfo is almost Astolfo.

I'm baked as shit right now, and even I can't make up shit on the level that Hooty is

Is the black pope actually a Rider of Black?

@MaikuPens like.... BBCs?

Lol

Mike Pence is a doofus

He definitely rides those.

Hooty is a faggot

At least I don't confuse Jewish rabbis with Persians.

@MaikuPens the wise men were actually Zoroastrian magi...

That's true. But Pharisees were not Persians.

I beg to differ

Oh, yeah no. Pharisees are a sect of judaism

Just like Samaritans