Message from @Fitzydog

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2018-05-17 02:56:29 UTC  

Wow an even greater conspiracy

2018-05-17 02:56:30 UTC  

WOW

2018-05-17 02:56:31 UTC  

The Flavian's

2018-05-17 02:56:35 UTC  

so enlightened

2018-05-17 02:56:36 UTC  

not

2018-05-17 02:56:53 UTC  

There was so much political shit going on in Judea at the time, I'd be surprised if there WASN'T a Jesus figure or two at the time.

2018-05-17 02:57:04 UTC  

Flavius Josephus

2018-05-17 02:58:33 UTC  

I bet the real Jesus was a scapegoat, and that the Romans just learned the Hebrew language, their culture and religion, their legal system, and their parables and idioms, and then created a really cool fiction that they thought people would just believe, as long as they put some guy on wooden poles and then poked him with a pokeystick.

2018-05-17 02:58:59 UTC  

The pope still carries the title of Caesar, pontifex maximus

2018-05-17 02:59:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/446506899722993664/220px-Kendrick_Lamar_-_Damn.png

2018-05-17 02:59:18 UTC  

@MaikuPens That lends more credence to the philosophical basis of Christianity than the Canon does lol

2018-05-17 02:59:21 UTC  

hooty is a conspiracy theorist

2018-05-17 02:59:23 UTC  

And the office of inquisition was never closed

2018-05-17 02:59:47 UTC  

It's not like Muslims are still killing Europeans or anything.

2018-05-17 02:59:53 UTC  

Long history of anti-Semitism in Catholicism

2018-05-17 03:00:01 UTC  

Yep

2018-05-17 03:00:27 UTC  

Ding dong you're all wrong

2018-05-17 03:00:32 UTC  

The current pope is a communist

2018-05-17 03:00:41 UTC  

No, he's a reformist

2018-05-17 03:00:50 UTC  

He's not a good pope but he's not a commie

2018-05-17 03:00:54 UTC  

A commie reformist?

2018-05-17 03:00:54 UTC  

Jesuits teach liberation theology which was created by the KGB

2018-05-17 03:01:23 UTC  

Now we're down a rabbithole

2018-05-17 03:01:51 UTC  

He seems to really love Islam. Are we sure he's not actually an undercover Muslim?

2018-05-17 03:02:26 UTC  

There is the black pope (Superior Jesuit General Adolfo Nicolas) and the white pope.

2018-05-17 03:02:49 UTC  

Not an official title

2018-05-17 03:03:16 UTC  

Hooty is on some serious hallucinogenics

2018-05-17 03:03:20 UTC  

I want some

2018-05-17 03:03:26 UTC  

I wish

2018-05-17 03:03:29 UTC  

*scrolls up*

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/446508027445641217/nY00zv0.gif

2018-05-17 03:03:48 UTC  

Adolfo is almost Astolfo.

2018-05-17 03:03:49 UTC  

I'm baked as shit right now, and even I can't make up shit on the level that Hooty is

2018-05-17 03:04:03 UTC  

Is the black pope actually a Rider of Black?

2018-05-17 03:04:48 UTC  

@MaikuPens like.... BBCs?

2018-05-17 03:04:54 UTC  

Lol

2018-05-17 03:05:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/446508514102476800/DE_2vZrXgAAknx0.jpg

2018-05-17 03:05:27 UTC  

Mike Pence is a doofus

2018-05-17 03:05:29 UTC  

He definitely rides those.

2018-05-17 03:05:54 UTC  

Hooty is a faggot

2018-05-17 03:05:56 UTC  

At least I don't confuse Jewish rabbis with Persians.

2018-05-17 03:06:41 UTC  

@MaikuPens the wise men were actually Zoroastrian magi...