Message from @Deleted User

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Mate, kids are gunna have sex

I have a God Daughter same age as you

half my time talking to her is about not getting herself Preggo

I think I say the word Condom to her more than I say that I Love her

but that still not enough cus I have to trust the numbnutted idiot to put it on properly

2018-05-22 10:20:32 UTC  

Just cut off their clits

so no, we do not want kids having sex

but I also do not want to lock her in her room with a Chastity belt until she's 21, just cus she's discovered shes likes boys

So I'm there with a banana

teaching her

how to put a condom on properly

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now I don't believe she will actually have sex for a few years

but I can't watch her 24/7

Years ago I remember a mate saying he never plays multiplayer

so he wishes he could just buy the Story mode for half price

2018-05-22 10:46:02 UTC  

@Deleted User I think they also have a charming "Job's done!" also interesting to learn you're Israeli, have you served in the IDF?

2018-05-22 10:47:45 UTC  

Hmm.

2018-05-22 10:47:59 UTC  

I could see that.

2018-05-22 10:48:49 UTC  

At this point though it seems like games of any scale of budget tend to focus on single player or multiplayer.

2018-05-22 10:48:55 UTC  

Lol

2018-05-22 10:49:23 UTC  

Stirring commentary sir.

2018-05-22 10:50:38 UTC  

Listening to Dr. Peterson has an effect on how I articulate myself. Hopefully not overly pretentious.

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2018-05-22 10:53:14 UTC  

Hah, gotcha!

2018-05-22 10:54:17 UTC  

I loved that moment. Does anyone else cast Dr. Peterson in an avuncular light?

2018-05-22 10:55:56 UTC  

i can see it

2018-05-22 10:56:25 UTC  

Hmmm

2018-05-22 10:58:27 UTC  

I remember clearly when I learned that word. A comic in Nickelodeon magazine, it was a series of words with different comic cells as representations of a multiple choice quiz. Avuncular stuck in my head. I wish I remembered which issue of the magazine it was.

2018-05-22 11:04:46 UTC  

Yes I served in the IDF @Jero-Kun

2018-05-22 11:05:24 UTC  

Are you a non-israeli ?

2018-05-22 11:06:25 UTC  

Yes. I'm American, I have some tenuous hebrew heritage in my geneology though.

2018-05-22 11:06:54 UTC  

have you ever been to israel?

2018-05-22 11:06:58 UTC  

Cool

2018-05-22 11:07:03 UTC  

Do you know about the youtuber frame game?

2018-05-22 11:07:27 UTC  

there's organizations that sponsor free trips to israel iirc

2018-05-22 11:07:42 UTC  

Taglit

2018-05-22 11:07:49 UTC  

I have an Israeli tank crew yamika, that my grandpa gave me.

2018-05-22 11:07:52 UTC  

Birthright Israel

2018-05-22 11:08:00 UTC  

Was he in the early IDF?

2018-05-22 11:08:28 UTC  

No. He was US Army. I don't know how he came by it.