Message from @Deep Fried Tyrone

Discord ID: 451223207647641600


2018-05-30 03:14:22 UTC  

You're all gay

2018-05-30 03:14:32 UTC  

I was lucky enough to get my fuck on early so I wasn't desperate during my "prime"

2018-05-30 03:14:33 UTC  

In a good way

2018-05-30 03:14:55 UTC  

Looking healthy is the largest step to getting laid.

2018-05-30 03:15:06 UTC  

What does that even mean

2018-05-30 03:15:24 UTC  

Don't look like a sick peice of shit about to die of poor health

2018-05-30 03:15:30 UTC  

and have good hygiene

2018-05-30 03:15:31 UTC  

Still unclear

2018-05-30 03:15:56 UTC  

>Be Clean
>Be lookin not near death
>Get fuck

2018-05-30 03:15:57 UTC  

Instructions too vague, cut off dick

2018-05-30 03:16:17 UTC  

Don't be skinny, or fat. Exercises also increase your testosterone levels.

2018-05-30 03:17:00 UTC  

Plus the better you feel about yourself the more attractive girls will think you are.

2018-05-30 03:17:38 UTC  

^

2018-05-30 03:17:40 UTC  

he is right

2018-05-30 03:17:55 UTC  

one of the reasons working out helps

2018-05-30 03:18:01 UTC  

it makes you more confident about yourself

2018-05-30 03:18:16 UTC  

Joke's on you guys, I'm already dead

2018-05-30 03:18:34 UTC  

yup. I force myself to excise and go hiking etc mostly to up my mood. That shit helps with being all around healthy.

2018-05-30 03:18:40 UTC  

Physically and mentally

2018-05-30 03:19:19 UTC  

The higher your personal stats the more your attractiveness modifier increases

2018-05-30 03:19:56 UTC  

How does fapping affect my stats?

2018-05-30 03:20:10 UTC  

You get a temporary decrease in your desperation stat

2018-05-30 03:20:18 UTC  

But it doesn't last long

2018-05-30 03:20:37 UTC  

They’re in the negative

2018-05-30 03:20:51 UTC  

No, the buff doesn't stack

2018-05-30 03:21:36 UTC  

Must be a glitch then

2018-05-30 03:22:26 UTC  

Cut yo dick to prevent rape

2018-05-30 03:22:27 UTC  

my muscle mass has completely gone lel

2018-05-30 03:22:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/451223889306189835/assistant-awww-dating.webp

2018-05-30 03:23:08 UTC  

Lol girls dont have to do anything to impress men anymore

2018-05-30 03:23:13 UTC  

Cause we are all easy

2018-05-30 03:23:30 UTC  

meh

2018-05-30 03:23:31 UTC  

not really

2018-05-30 03:23:46 UTC  

"anymore"?
When did women ever have to do anything?

2018-05-30 03:23:49 UTC  

niggas can be congenital amputees and still pick up a dude

2018-05-30 03:24:17 UTC  

Women were expected to be a certain way

2018-05-30 03:24:21 UTC  

only ones who won't want to leave you <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2018-05-30 03:24:22 UTC  

Now it's just a sea of trash

2018-05-30 03:24:30 UTC  

Thick

2018-05-30 03:24:34 UTC  

A sea of degenerate sluts

2018-05-30 03:24:51 UTC  

That's exactly why you gotta go with the chicks that have dicks.