Tell them that the world as it is kind of sucks and a New World Order sounds dandy!
Inform them that Alex Jones is actually a member of the Illuminati misdirecting them with fear into leading the lives of basement dwellers.
Tell them you voted for Barack Hussein Obama because of his charming smile. Be sure to be wearing some sort of helmet.
Show them the Conspiracy Science articles debunking his movies.
Inform them that Ron Paul has had as much of a chance winning the election as a paper dog has chasing an asbestos cat through hell.
Mock their beliefs by telling them that you're a member of the Illuminati or that Ron Paul is really a space lizard.
Ask them why they don't get vaccinations or use anything containing fluoride.
Inform them that JEWS DID WTC.
Tell them that you think Glen Beck is really on the ball with his anti new world order stuff
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Tell them that Alex Jones is actually a shill for the Jews. People actually believe this.
Inform them that it was actually the Jews who were behind 9/11
Tell them Alex Jones is a false flag conspiracy theorists working for the Jews (some people actually believe this)
Tell them the Rothchilds and George Soros are not the reason for their virginity
Tell them that Ron Paul spent years working for FEMA
Tell them that the "Paul twins" (Ron and Rand) are part of a NWO clone program and that both are half-lizard
Tell them that the Federal Reserve is a public body and then when they insist that its private ask them why they turn 100% of their profits over to the US Treasury/government every year -- after all, no private corporation would simply give 100% of their profits to the government!
Tell them that Alex Jones is really Bill Hicks
