I don't think he has one anymore

^

I watched my Mom die of over drinking

I saw her turn yellow and then grey and die before my eyes

lol

and that's not even the worst part

not to your story broo

but to that fact that fulcrum doesn't think lunatic has a liver

@Fulcrum010 I think he metabolizes alcohol instead of glucose

The worst part is something I have not even told my sister

I saw people dying, but I did not know them fortunately. This is hard.

and it's bad

It's so bad

I've done many bad things

but that was the best and the worst

I haven't seen people die yet <:GWcfcThonk:357907199928041473>

Good for you

I wouldn't know why I would but it's bound to come sooner or later <:GWgoaThinken:405753076432109573>

Austria has still conscription.

Outstanding

https://twitter.com/jinakhoushnaw/status/1004463889130622976?s=20

~~My parents used citizenship fuckery to avoid me getting conscripted anywhere~~

@Ruggwain
Yeah, you should join the german army

you kidding?

No

I don't want to march into Sweden under an EU banner to execute dissidents in 2020

It's the only way for you to stop being gay

Germany has disabled conscription.

Also, to get women

You must be older than me, if you would have been a canidate for it.

Turkey still has it.

@Deleted User
How old are you again?

1993

He has 22

Or 23

My parents took away my turkish citizenship to avoid me getting conscripted there

and Germany got rid of it

yeah, Turkey still has it.

I'm glad I'm going to neither

I get to choose between executing dissidents

or either executing dissidents or rotting in prison