Message from @Hotzendorf

Discord ID: 459131952025436190


2018-06-20 22:44:24 UTC  

```As with most things in their culture, the Druuge approach their spirituality with a capitalistic attitude. Not satisfied with a tenuous relationship that most other races share with their respective deities, the Druuge have explicitly established a strong relationship by entering into a contract with their god. The contract reads as follows:

Whereas the Druuge (hereinafter known as `the Worshippers') wish to establish a long-term relationship with an omnipotent and all-knowing deific entity (hereinafter known as `God' or `god') which shall mutually benefit both parties, the parties agree to abide by the following terms and commitments for the rest of eternity.

The Worshippers hereby promise to perform faithfully and to the best of their ability the following:

Worshippers shall make regular and sincere obeisance to God, including but not limited to prayer, sacrifice, and the building of large structures.

Worshippers shall make every attempt to convert non-believers (hereinafter known as `Them') making sure to obtain signed documents from same attesting to said conversion.

Worshippers shall not enter into an agreement with another deity, without written permission from God.

In consideration of the above correctly performed obeisance, God shall provide:

Continued existence with little or no modification to the perceived reality of the Worshippers.

No fewer than 3 miracles (Force Majeure), whose exact nature and timing shall be left to God's sole discretion.

Worshippers shall enjoy some form of life after death which shall remain a complete and total mystery to the Worshippers until such time as they die.

We, the undersigned, hereby swear to fulfill our obligations as defined above.

Signed, The Druuge.

(God, being omni-present and all-knowing is considered to have signed this document, by default.)```

2018-06-20 22:44:30 UTC  

I can't post in Memes, awww man

2018-06-20 22:44:53 UTC  

Work for your dreams, work for your memes.

2018-06-20 22:45:27 UTC  

```Druuge families are viewed as profit-making ventures. Druuge males and females desiring to engage in this kind of speculative investment meet at "Repro Mixers" to find mutually acceptable partners. Once an acceptable business partner is found, both parties proceed through the business arrangements — negotiating the terms of agreement, filling out the appropriate forms, and engaging in the necessary carnal interactions. Offspring from such a union are automatically part of the venture with terms that ensure the parents a 12-18% royalty on the offspring's income. It is therefore typical for a parent to allocate a significant amount of funds for the education and training of any offspring to increase the rate of return on their investment.```

2018-06-20 22:46:27 UTC  

post more

2018-06-20 22:46:31 UTC  

scrub

2018-06-20 22:46:50 UTC  

Memes arnt given they are earned

2018-06-20 22:46:57 UTC  

Capitalism

2018-06-20 22:46:57 UTC  

I hate posting, just let me shit post that is enough 😛

2018-06-20 22:49:51 UTC  

```Life in the Crimson Corporation is typical: there are good times, when benefit packages and bonuses improve and bad times, when the corporation has to lay off some employees. Only, if one is out of job, one is out of luck. Since everything on Druuge worlds is Corporation property, every ex-employee is instantly trespassing and guilty of stealing corporation property, like air and sunlight. The only suitable punishment in Druuge laws for that is to feed the Furnace. Retired ex-employees are, however, allowed to breathe Corporation air (albeit at decreased rates).```

2018-06-20 22:54:04 UTC  

@Renna (Vosgy) 🐍 message me the good shit and I'll post it

2018-06-20 23:01:22 UTC  

got a german ad on a brazilian song

2018-06-20 23:02:50 UTC  

7-1

2018-06-20 23:03:25 UTC  

5 world cups

2018-06-20 23:04:05 UTC  

wait, why an american is making fun of anyone about football?

2018-06-20 23:04:49 UTC  

cause fun

2018-06-20 23:04:56 UTC  

cause soccer doesnt matter

2018-06-20 23:05:01 UTC  

Fifa is corrupt

2018-06-20 23:06:14 UTC  

^

2018-06-20 23:06:16 UTC  

We're really good at football

2018-06-20 23:06:27 UTC  

Soccer is fun to make fun of

2018-06-20 23:08:17 UTC  
2018-06-20 23:12:08 UTC  

@Goblin_Slayer_Floki
Fifa is corrupt, but that don't have anything to do with the players and the game per se

2018-06-20 23:12:30 UTC  

fifa corrutption don't make a team play better or worse

2018-06-20 23:12:55 UTC  

*hmmmmmmmmm*

2018-06-20 23:12:55 UTC  

It does if the corruption favors a team financially or otherwise

2018-06-20 23:12:59 UTC  

don't know if I'd go that far

2018-06-20 23:13:16 UTC  

Fifa owns the referees too. And that can speak volumes

2018-06-20 23:13:17 UTC  

also football is thousand times more relevant than american football

2018-06-20 23:13:25 UTC  

@Goblin_Slayer_Floki
Do you even know how it works?

2018-06-20 23:13:42 UTC  

football of any kind is so boring.

2018-06-20 23:13:44 UTC  

Actually no. Many countries are trying to get into american football

2018-06-20 23:13:53 UTC  

and there is an international league

2018-06-20 23:13:58 UTC  

dude

2018-06-20 23:13:58 UTC  

dodge ball is the best

2018-06-20 23:14:00 UTC  

you are delusional

2018-06-20 23:14:06 UTC  

Soccer is gay because you of fags

2018-06-20 23:14:06 UTC  

And the european NFL game over selles every year

2018-06-20 23:14:13 UTC  

yeah, even Brazil have small teams of american football

2018-06-20 23:14:29 UTC  

still actual football is much much more popular

2018-06-20 23:14:39 UTC  

dude i think it s only popular because the nfl is losing views in the us