you might trust me however i dont trust myself

I drawn to a story

a mate of mine, his best mate

shagged his girlfriend

I said, I could maybe find it in my heart to forgive her

but I'd be in Prison for killing him

(they are still together, and he's still alive)

ay

im going to try and genetically engineer some frogs

and im completely serious so dont laugh

im going to call them

make a pond and they will come

cannibal mountain frogs

can i name them or what

we didn't even have a pond and we had Frogs

the dam hawks and crows take them otu

out

we had slowworms and snakes

mice

and we are in the suburbs

the suburbs

your lucky you see frogs at all

we had a heron in our tree

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.michaelbthomasphotos.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F03%2FGreat-Blue-Heron-.jpg&f=1

I was holding my cat

look at that

cat dad

that's a big bird

i like birds

reminds me of a song

https://www.reddit.com/r/youseeingthisshit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stQTFEaHzVI

birds can be like people

you like to watch them fly

https://i.imgur.com/Q0MUGzK.mp4

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DgT7Ha-XUAEQREm.jpg

the foreign vaginer

with the hard r

really i dont get you doods

i understand women perfectly

I C you are an experienced woman respecter