we had slowworms and snakes

mice

and we are in the suburbs

the suburbs

your lucky you see frogs at all

we had a heron in our tree

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.michaelbthomasphotos.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F03%2FGreat-Blue-Heron-.jpg&f=1

I was holding my cat

look at that

cat dad

that's a big bird

i like birds

reminds me of a song

https://www.reddit.com/r/youseeingthisshit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stQTFEaHzVI

birds can be like people

you like to watch them fly

https://i.imgur.com/Q0MUGzK.mp4

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DgT7Ha-XUAEQREm.jpg

the foreign vaginer

with the hard r

really i dont get you doods

i understand women perfectly

I C you are an experienced woman respecter

they are simple creatures

they require simple things

love

money

a hard cock

tell me im wrong ladies

not even one

she wont say this out loud

but even anita sarkeesian wants the hard bristol sausage

if she says any different

shes a fucking LIAR

and i know exactly whom she wants to fuck lol

i dont think carl would fuck her with my dick

wtf did i stumble into

i mean shes cute

but not that fucking cute

even i have standards