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Wrong type of pirate ;)

Still a pirate

there's tight restrictions on owning a naval battleship

Boo they don't want to play fair

In the 17th-19th century you could buy a ship

now it's hard

can you build one?

Johnny Depp is white

that would be cool

you still can but you gotta have licence for this licence for that

His an actor

Building a naval ship is pretty hard to hide

Nah, build it in middle of nowhere where no one would expect to see a ship

Then you gotta put it on a truck and drive it to somewhere you can launch it

Requires a dock

True

I think the best solution is to build it on the water

buy an oil rig

And build your ship empire there

Then take over an island

Are we butt-pirates now?

No just normal pirates

Man I wanna go buy some rum now

Convince me not to buy alcohol pls

@Over.9000.Pepes I wouldn't know; it's on the *wrong side of the wall*

They installed it all the way until literally the top of my doorframe

I'm outta beer. I feel your plight.

@Deleted User Nah go ahead

fuck.

https://youtu.be/GPH5vAYGrt4

I finished an entire carton last friday 😦

What cartoon?

and was in here talking absolute non-sense in voice chat

Rum comes in cartons?

no

of beer

it does actually

for shipping

But I was drinking beer

Bear in a carton?